
They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to... buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her one word: comfortable."
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull."
Hat tip: Sue M.
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bahahahahaha! OK, You got me on this one.
ReplyDeleteAnd she stayed on budget, too. Good for her learning to speak Blonde.
Have a lovely day! bog hugs x0x0
Learning to speak blonde is a tough thing to do. :)
DeleteLMAO brilliant the brunette definitely has the brains and understands blonde talk heheh!
ReplyDeleteHave a com-for-da-bulltastic day Sandee :-h
She's a smart one for sure. You have a com-for-da-bulltastic day too Steve. :)
DeleteMakes sense to me. Hahaha. I love it when a plan comes together...and on budget. Smart.
ReplyDeleteHave a fantabulous day. Big hugs, honey...
Me too honey. She's a smart one for sure.
DeleteYou have a fantabulous day too honey. :)
Hehehehe
ReplyDeleteBlondes will be blondes and the brunettes have to figure them out. :)
DeleteDid not see that one coming!
ReplyDeleteI didn't either. I love a good joke writer that does it so you won't see it coming. :)
DeleteNow that is too cute. That is a smart blonde joke. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.
ReplyDeleteWell it is one of the better ones indeed. :)
DeleteVery clever! And funny, of course.
ReplyDeleteVery clever and funny too. I agree. :)
DeleteSometimes you have to read between the lines to get the message. The key to successful communication is knowing your audience. Have a blessed day.
ReplyDeleteYes knowing your audience is essential. :)
DeleteBullish for you and the girls. Ha,ha,ha. Have a beautiful Tuesday Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bit for me. See ya.
ReplyDeleteCruisin Paul
Yep, bullish indeed. You have a beautiful day too my friend. :)
DeleteHaha! It sounds like they have sister speak all figured out. We have some of that going on in our house too!
ReplyDeleteYes they do don't they. You have to do whatever is necessary to communicate. :)
DeleteGenius!
ReplyDeleteExactly Joe, exactly. :)
DeleteThatisalotofinfoinoneword.
ReplyDeleteYes it is. :)
DeleteHahahaha! That's funny!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a wonderful holiday weekend Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!
We had a wonderful, quiet weekend at home. It was the best ever. :)
DeleteThat's a nice one!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day!
You have a great day too. :)
Deletebrilliant!
ReplyDeleteI agree Kathe. :)
DeleteGood one. I didn't suspect the end.
ReplyDeleteI didn't expect that ending either. :)
DeleteHeeheehee! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteThese sister know how to communicate very well. :)
Deleteoh this is a good one. good thing the brunette was the one that went to buy the bull. She's pretty smart :)
ReplyDeleteYou have to have a smart brunette or else there's problems. :)
DeleteThat was a really cute joke! Love it!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed this one. :)
DeleteLol that is so funny!!! thanks I needed that!
ReplyDeleteYou're most welcome Karren. :)
DeleteLOL - this one is quite funny.
ReplyDeleteWe blondes take a beating don't we. :)
DeleteHa ha . . . . the last word is the punch line.
ReplyDeleteYep, you have to speak blonde if you want to get things done. :)
DeleteI guess it sometimes pays to be dumb.
ReplyDeleteShe's not playing dumb Binky, she is dumb. :)
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