Tuesday, April 14, 2015

TV Repairman

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.

When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make an unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on.

"Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man. "

The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes, yes!"

"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door."

"Yes, yes!"

"Would you help me move the refrigerator?

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Wall Save
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52 comments :

  1. bahahaha! We women do have our priorities, don't we? I don't know why God installed the male brain so low. ahem.

    Have yourself a mighty fine day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Sometimes men thinK with the little brain instead of the big one. :)

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  2. LOL - I'll bet she can get all the help she needs.

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    1. Yep, I'm guessing you're right about that. :)

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  3. No doubt, he moved that fridge for her.

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    1. I'm sure he did Christine. :)

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  4. A smart woman, that one is. Well done. Sandee, you have fantastic day and Zane, you and Little Bit have one too.

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    1. She knows how to get things done for sure. :)

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  5. Pretty girls always know their strengths and other people's weaknesses, don't they.

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    1. They sure do Jean and she's a pro at knowing. :)

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  6. If you've got it, might as well use it to get the refrigerator moved. :D

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    1. Yes indeed Rose and she sure did. :)

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  7. It's so funny you would post this this morning. My youngest daughter was paralyzed by a two inch roach in the bathroom this morning and was yelling for her dad. I want to add that had her dad not been home, I would've been yelled for, but thankfully, it was 5 AM, so everyone was home. He rescued her, but told me later that I did not want to see the size of this roach. Men do have their uses ;)

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    1. Too funny cube. I would have liked to have seen that. I'd be chuckling. :)

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  8. Dear Sandee, Adorable!!
    I am sorry for being slow in my visits. I am trying to catch up; though things have been upside-down even more than usual since my brother took ill. He is doing better each day.
    Blessings, xo Catherine

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    1. Not to worry Catherine. You take care of your brother. That's far more important than blogging. :)

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  9. I can move it, lady. Bur it's gonna cost you.

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    1. He's going to move it and it won't cost her anything. :)

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  10. hahahah have a great day Sandee....Lucy sends her purrs to you!

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    1. I'll take all the purrs Lucy wants to send. :)

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  11. Heeheehee! Wonder how much he's going to charge to do it?

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    1. We all know what he'd like to charge. Not going to happen though. :)

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  12. LOL, a COOL joke, makes us sit at the edge of the seat...suspense until the end !
    Cool post, LOL :)

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    1. Yep, I did the same thing Rajiv. :)

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  13. NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo haha

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    1. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss. :)

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  14. Men are so predictable! :)

    Happy April 14th Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Yes they are. I know you're very happy to see the end of tax season for 2015. The kitties are too. :)

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  15. Hi there Sandee. Sorry I'm a little late today. Had to visit my doctor for a physical and it took some time to get it done. I guess bloggers are enjoying the little funny joke. Have the rest of the day with brilliant sunshine my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. This was a great joke Paul and thanks for letting me steal it from you. I hope your physical turned out okay. :)

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  16. Haha!! Men!! Now he has to help her move it :)

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    1. Yep, I knew what you'd say Odie. :)

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  18. lol......poor guy!

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    1. Yes, but he'll move the refrigerator. :)

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  19. LOL, way to burst his bubble

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    1. Yes, and it sure did too. Poor guy. :)

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  20. Awesome! I wonder if he said yes to that one and STILL hoped something good would come afterward!

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    1. I'm thinking he move the fridge. He's pretty smitten with her. :)

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  21. Ooops!!! that lady is smart!! :)

    I'm finally back from the camp :D

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    1. Yes she is and welcome home honey. :)

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  22. no better time to seize the opportunity. LOL!

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    1. Well, she had things that needed doing. Bless her heart. :)

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  23. What a secret! Haha. Good for this smart gal to use HER brain. We know the guy was using his little guy brain. Sucker.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. She was using more than her brain, but at least that was her focal point. He was definitely using the little brain. :)

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  24. She might as well take advantage of the situation.

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    1. And she did too. Very nicely. :)

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