Sunday, April 12, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Odds and Ends:

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. Blogitudes
5. Agent 54
6. messymimi
7. Karren
8. Cruisin' Paul
9. Cranky
10. Jason Salas
11. Tony McGurk
12. Woodsterman
13. Just Out
14. LUCKY LADY
15. Rhonda
16. Ann
17. Margs Animals
18. Stephanie
19. Jean R.
20. Kathe W.
21. Kismet
22. Mail4Rosey
23. Cody
24. Barb
25. Traveling Bells
26. Mary
27. Binky


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48 comments :

  1. Each one funnier than the one before. I think I laughed loudest from the police one.

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    1. I did save the best for last. :)

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  2. LOL all funny, that elderly lady got her priorities right haha!

    Have a wittytastic SS Sandee :-h

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    1. Yes she does Steve. You have a wittytastic SS too Steve. :)

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  3. These are funny and cute. Love the one about how to treat your brothers and sisters.

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    1. Kids just get things don't they. :)

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  4. Those are terrific. I love the last one. Good answer. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit too, have a super day.

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    1. I've known a few mothers like that. :)

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  5. I'd believe some of these were true--kids say the funniest things!

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    1. I'm sure these are true and kids do say the funniest things. :)

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  6. Funny, funny, funny, especially the one about the ten commandments. " 'Thou shall not kill.' Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee & I hope thaat you and your company are enjoying your cruise. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. That one made perfect sense to me Paul. :)

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  7. I am going to guess that these are not made up.

    The last one was the best.

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    1. Nope they were not made up Joe. :)

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  8. Great answers! Love these, Sandee. :) Our joke posts are similar today. Silly Sunday is always such fun. Thank you so much for hosting it ... and I hope you have a very superb Sunday! :)

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    1. Yes, our SS are both down the same alley. Good for us. :)

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  9. These are all so cute!

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    1. They are indeed Jean. :)

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  10. I like the back-up plan.

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    1. Yep, you have to have a viable back-up plan. :)

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  11. Love these all! Thanks for the gigglers! Have a great day!

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    1. You're most welcome Kathe. Have a great day too. :)

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  12. I see why the elderly lady never married.

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    1. Very clear isn't it. :)

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  13. I loved the "couldn't get a baby setter"! Lol
    Have a great weekend, Karren

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    1. Made perfect sense to that kid. :)

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  14. That's a funny pallbearer note! Sounds like she was feisty. ;)

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    1. I'm pretty sure she was very feisty. Bless her heart. :)

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  15. oh these were great!! Hoping you are having a wonderful weekend! xoxo

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    1. Our weekend was bittersweet, but it's a good think in many ways. :)

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  16. I needed a good laugh this morning :)

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    1. I try to supply those every day over here. :)

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  17. Heeheehee! Yep, if you go after my mom, there'd better be more than one of you!

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    1. Oh, you've a mom like that too. Good for you. :)

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  18. hahaha! Yup, no doubt backup will be required!

    Have yourselves a perfectly lovely day, Sandee & Zane (and LB, too!). big hugs xoxo

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    1. I'm pretty sure that's the truth honey. :)

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  19. Call for backup...cracked me up! Heck yeah.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I've known a few moms like this. :)

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  20. That last one is spot on. C-)

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  21. Silly Sundays is a riot! I enjoyed all the jokes, the pallbearers is my favorite.

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    1. The pallbearers is a good one indeed. True to herself to the end. :)

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  22. I wonder if her cats carried her out?

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    1. I doubt it Binky, but you never know. :)

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  23. hahahahaha!!!-the kids answers were staright from the heart :)

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    1. They sure where Rocks. Kids are so awesome. :)

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  24. The dead old lady one was hilarious

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    1. She had a sense of humor right to the end. :)

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