Sunday, April 5, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

THE YEAR 2059 - Part II:

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in the United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, They had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Blogitudes
6. Woodsterman
7. Just Out
8. Cranky
9. Cody
10. Tony McGurk
11. Jason Salas
12. Samantha
13. Barb
14. Ann
15. Rajiv
16. Rhonda
17. Jean R.
18. Margs Animals
19. Traveling Bells
20. Kismet
21. Kathe W.
22. Mike Golch
23. Stephanie
24. Angel
25. Mail4Rosey
26. Binky
27. Cube

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46 comments :

  1. Yikes! Because the last remaining conservative from MA might be me! srsly.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Or me Barb. I'm conservative too. :)

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  2. LOL hilarious especially "simultanious" headaches and "fast shutter speed"

    Have a eggtastic silly Easter Sunday Sandee :-h

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    1. Some of these are well on their way Steve. :)

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  3. simultaneous headaches.....lol That one cracked me up

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    1. Me too Ann, me too. :)

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  4. LOL :)
    Happy Easter Sunday :)

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    1. Happy Easter Sunday to you too Rajiv. :)

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  5. Again these are almost too close to home. the supreme court one is hilarious. Criminals don't get very long terms here in NZ either.

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    1. Some are spot on Rhonda. Remember I live in California, the land of idiots. :)

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  6. These are just mean....especially the one about the camera. LOL

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    1. No these are coming true in many places. Perhaps not where you are, but California, Texas and Florida. They are spot on. :)

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  7. Those are totally hysterical. Love them all. Always a good laugh to come here. Sandee, you and Zane and that Little Bit have a great day.

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    1. I'm glad they made you laugh Marg. You have a wonderful Easter Sunday. :)

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  8. " A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, They had simultaneous Headaches. " Now that one is amazing. I never had a headache when it came to sex. After reading 2059, I wonder what was going on in Canada. Maybe it wasn't even there. What do you think? Have a wonderful Easter Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Men never have a headache where sex is concerned, Don't know about Canada. Happy Easter Paul. :)

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  9. Wait, Floruba is already here! These are definitely TOO believable...but still funny.

    Happy Easter to you and Zane. Scritches to LB, and big hugs times two, honey...

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    1. Yep, it depends on where you live. I can see much truth in these.

      Happy Easter to you both honey. Big hugs to you and tons of scritches to the babies. :)

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  10. The pictures from the camera still had to be photoshopped.

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    1. You're probably right Kismet. :)

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  11. Floruba - love that! And fast shutter speed - very funny! These are great, Sandee! :D Thank you and I hope you and family have a wonderful Easter Sunday!

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    1. Happy Easter to you and yours too honey. :)

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  12. aie yie yie caramba! Love the registering fly swatters! Going through TSA at LAX the other day R had his teeny tiny nail clippers confiscated so the TSA agent could break off the 1.5 inch nail file. Then it was returned to him. Seriously...

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    1. Yep, TSA is something else. I hate all the stuff they do. :)

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  13. OH and Happy Easter! xoxo

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    1. Happy Easter to you too honey. Scritches to Miss Lucy. :)

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  14. Scary stuff in the future, Sandee. ... c-)

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    1. Indeed Odie, indeed. :)

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  15. Happy Easter to you and Zane,Sandee. :-h :-f D-)

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    1. Thank you Mike and Celestine. :)

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  16. Happy Easter. Thanks for the smiles. I won't tell my husband about the one with the camera...he laughs a little too loudly at anti-women jokes.

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    1. I play no gender favorites. Everyone and everything is free game. :)

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  17. Happy Easter! You always find such funny stuff, thank you!

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    1. You're most welcome Mimi. I try. :)

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  18. the Abortion Clinic one sadly will probably come true :( Hoping you had a wonderful Easter! Thanks so much for adding us! xoxo

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    1. It probably will come true. An no need for the parent to know about it either. You're most welcome for the add. :)

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  19. God bless you my friend:)..hugzzzzzzzzzzzz! xoxo:-)

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    1. Thank you Angel. Love you to pieces. xoxoxoxoxoxoxox and hugzzzzzzzzzzz too. :)

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  20. Criminals getting punished does often seem to be a violation of their civil rights. Ridiculous, isn't it???

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    1. I live in California. There are very few consequences here. Very few. :)

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  21. What a fun future.

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    1. No Binky, not a fun future in some instances. :(

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  22. Floruba? More like Florexico and it's already here.

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    1. Yes, it's already here. I live in California. I know it's here. :)

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  23. Oh, where are my manners... I hope you and yours had a pleasant Easter.

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    1. We certainly had a fabulous Easter. Thank you. :)

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