Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Riviera

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

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  1. Lawyers... gotta love 'em.

    Have yourself a lawyer-free day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I've know many, many lawyers over the years. Some were pretty good and some were like the first lawyer. Bless their hearts. :)

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    1. I thought so too Rhonda. :)

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  3. good one! really good one! roche' wants to go with me today and i told him not this time. he's pouting. that means a trip to the outlet mall with him later...

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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    1. Roche is really high maintenance isn't he. Bless his heart.

      Have a great time on your date today honey. :)

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  4. Love the stories about Roche. Hope he has a good trip to the Mall.
    Good lawyer joke. It might be a little harder to start a flood.
    Sandee, you and Zane and Litlle Bit have a super day.

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    1. I do too and I've really missed hearing about him of late. Well Miss Bee has been very busy. :)

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  5. The other lawyer probably left the faucet running in the bathroom that created the flood in the house. See, I'm thinking. Ha,ha,ha, Have a creative Tuesday Sandee. Say hi to Zane & Little Bits. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. You're thinking indeed Paul. You are always thinking.

      Have a great day Paul. :)

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  6. Hahahaha! I didn't see that coming.

    Have a great day!

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    1. I didn't either Jason. :)

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  7. bwa hahaha I was surprised too! Happy Tuesday!

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    1. Well, we did find an honest lawyer though. :)

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  8. Come on, a real lawyer would know how.

    Good one! Lawyers...blondes...all fair game.

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    1. You're right Joe. Yes you are. :)

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  9. Haha...another good lawyer joke. Laughter is the best medicine on earth.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Laughter is the very best medicine. Big hugs back. :)

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  10. Haven't heard a good lawyer joke in ages. That's a good one!

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    1. Thanks Jean. I've not posted near enough about lawyers of late. :)

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  11. I saw that one coming. It's a unrealistic joke because the lawyer is too honest. A good lawyer would have submitted paperwork that showed tat the place caught fire, sold the land to another lawyer who could do the same thing with a different insurance company in a few years.

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    1. I'd not thought about that angle, but you're probably spot on here. :)

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  12. Hahahahaaaaa....
    Have a great day!

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    1. You have a great day too my friend. :)

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  13. Haha!! Poor lawyers we just keep giving them a black eye :) Sometimes though it is rightly deserved!

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    1. I think they give themselves a black eye. Some are pretty bad. :)

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  14. LOL typical lawyer haha!

    Have a rivertastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Pretty much Steve. There are some honest ones out there, but there are more that aren't. :)

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  15. Even though my brother-in-law is a lawyer, I laugh at lawyer jokes the way I laugh at everything else jokes. I don't mean to be mean, but if it's funny, it's funny.

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    1. Yep, nothing is sacred here. If it's funny, it's funny and I've known lawyers like the first one. :)

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  16. The doctor is talented, that's how! Heeheehee!

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    1. And honest too. Although I've known some very greedy doctors too. :)

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  17. :) Have a great day! xoxo

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    1. You have a great day too Caren. Scritches to Cody. :)

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    1. Yep, it is indeed Ann. :)

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  19. LOL, he must of left the facet on a long time!!!
    I am spending a little time catching up on my favorite blogs :)
    I love your new colorful look! g-)
    Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails

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    1. It's good to see you blogging again and welcome to spring in your neck of the woods.

      Thanks for liking the new colorful Comedy Plus. :)

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    2. aww, thanks. I've been reading & following along on my phone. my back doesn't like to sit at the computer to long & it is hard for me to comment with my phone, LOL.

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    3. I know your back is always giving you fits. I wish I could make that go away. I hate having back problems. Messes up so many things. :)

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  20. I've got a lawyer in training in the family. I should watch out! Lol!

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    1. No lawyers in my family. A doctor though. :)

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  21. Now we know how attorneys think! Once knew a man who blew up his home for the insurance money. Yep, he spent time at the State Hotel for his deed!

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    1. I've known how some think for years. They twist the truth often and some just legal enough to keep them out of jail. Bless their hearts. :)

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  22. Ah yes...you'd think the attorney would know better but maybe they know too much!

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    1. They sure know how to twist things to suit themselves. I've watched them do that for years. :)

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  23. All lawyer and doc jokes are cool :) Happy this made me lol. Let me share this through twitter and Google plus. Spread laughter and happiness :)

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    1. Spread the laughter and happiness Rajiv. :)

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  24. I'm sure he found a way.

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    1. They always find a way Binky. :)

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  25. Where there's a way, a lawyer will sue it. Where there's a curd...I reckon the same. That's what my pet rock says...

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    1. Listen to Seymour, he's always right you know. :)

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