Saturday, April 25, 2015

Country Favorites

Top Ten Country Songs:

I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight, Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him

She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Fenwick Gifts
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  1. hahaha! "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day" and "I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here" perfectly describes how I felt when I was driving back from my final divorce hearing. srsly.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I love all of these. Yes indeed. :)

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  2. She's looking better with every beer and I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few must have been written by the same person :)

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  3. These are great. I used to be a huge fan of country music, but it doesn't exist in this country?

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    1. No country music in New Zealand? Yikes. :)

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  4. Those are so terrific. I bet they would make great songs too. And probably very truthful in some ways, Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

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    1. Yes they would Marg. :)

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  5. Good ones! Roche' is laughing so hard he is holding his little sides!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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    1. Roche is holding his little sides? I'd love to see that. :)

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  6. They are all hits especially the last one, " It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day." That one will make a lot of money or else. Ha,ha,ha. You and your family have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yes, that's probably one of my favorites too Paul. :)

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  7. I listen to a lot of country western and some of these could actually make it to the top ten. LOL

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    1. I'm sure they could Jean. :)

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  8. Hahaha...these are brilliant, and would probably be a bit hit. Still smiling.

    Scritches to Little Bit, and big hugs to you and Zane, honey...

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    1. I'm thinking many of them would top the charts. :)

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  9. Big hits you have here! All top tens for sure :) I am still fairly partial to a "Boy named Sue" and "All my exes" can't help but laugh each time I hear them. Have a great day!

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    1. I love both of those two Jen. Yes I do. :)

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  10. LOL they are all hilarious My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him LMAO

    Have a twangtastic day Sandee :-h c-)

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    1. I'm sure this has happened more than once Steve. :)

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  11. Now I'll have these songs stuck in my head all day.

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    1. Sorry Joe. I really am. :)

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  12. A few of those hit too close to home.

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    1. Yes, they do here too. :)

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  13. off to a good start today with these giggles! Thanks and Happy Day to you and Zane and of course LB!

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    1. Well, have a great day Kathe and we'll do the same. :)

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  14. lol well ya gotta love a good country song, hahahaha

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    1. And most of us do too. :)

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  15. That last one -- yes! It's true!

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    1. I think it's impossible. :)

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  16. "She's looking better with every beer"! Been there done that and it's the fricking truth.

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    1. I think most of us have done this one in our younger years. Frightening isn't it. :)

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  17. Did you know I have every one of those? c-)

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    1. I do now, and I've got most of them myself. :)

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  18. good ones some of the things you come up with cracks me up :)

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    1. People send me tons of cool stuff. I love that. You do too. :)

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  19. Hilarious! I can always count on you to release endorphins...Laughing...Love and miss you. :)

    Have a super great day!

    Ann

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    1. Hi Annie. It's great to see a comment from you. I miss you bunches. Love you to pieces. :)

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    1. County music is way different than many other types of music. :)

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  21. My Monday mornings are happier because of your blog Sandee!! laughing hard in the office right now. Thanks!!

    You have a great day!!

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    1. Well, if you understand country music then you're laughing at this one. :)

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  22. Hmm, I think a few of those are still in rotation on my iphone. Megan has taken a liking to old country songs. Her newest favorites are 16 tons and Kawliga. We love singing along to them together!

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    1. Oh how fun. Singing country songs with mom is great fun. :)

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    1. Yes they are Jason. :)

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  24. True classics. I think.

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    1. They are indeed Binky. :)

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  25. Here are a few real titles, Th an God & Greyhound She's Gone, Prop Me Up Against the Jukebox When I Die, and the all time inspirational favorite, Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life. Sorry I'm late with these.

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    1. Oh these are good ones too and I remember all three. :)

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