Top Ten Country Songs:
I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight, Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.
Hat tip: Linda W.
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