Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Traffic Stop

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gave the officer her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: The Good Men Project
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48 comments :

  1. bahahaha!! Al just got new hearing aids. Sometimes what he *thinks* he heard is hysterical!

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Hubby is inching closer to hearing aids too. Bless his heart. :)

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  2. We enjoy messing with my dad, too, when he refuses to put his hearing aids in. :)

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    1. We've got a friend that can't hear anything without his hearing aids and he hates the hearing aids. :)

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  3. Giggling. mean, but funny.

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    1. Well, mean yes, but very funny. :)

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  4. What did you say eh? Thank God at least I have decent hearing. Maybe the rest of me is lousy. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Thanks for letting me recycle your great jokes Paul. :)

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    1. Yep, that's a husband with a great sense of humor. :)

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  6. Oh he's gonna be dead meat! Hahaha. Sometime I ask MM to repeat what he just heard me say. Oh boy...gotta love him...and get him to wear his aids!

    Big hugs, honey..

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    1. It's the getting folks to wear the hearing aids that's the trick. Most hate them. :)

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  7. This is a good reminder to wear those hearing aids let sit on the kitchen table too often.

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  8. Please use a larger font, I can't always hear you,

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    1. There are a couple of blogs that use the small font and I can't read whatever they have posted. Yes, I'm wearing my glasses. :)

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    1. Thank you so much. You've a nice blog too. :)

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  10. Good one Sandee. It must be awful to not hear things. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit all have a wonderful day.

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    1. Well, at least you can get rid of the things you don't want to hear. :)

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    1. That's what I said as I didn't see the ending coming at all. :)

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  12. so silly! Have a great day!

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    1. I tend to do a lot of silly Kathe. I just can't help myself. :)

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  13. What a meanie. I can think of a few punch lines for him...

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    1. Yes he's mean, but I still thought it was funny. :)

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  14. LOL My husband needs one but say he doesn't, I talk he hears half of what I say but he refuses to get one, oh well what can we do have a good day

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    1. I can so relate. Hubby doesn't hear half of what I say either. We will just love them, that's what we'll do. :)

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  15. Oh my!! I feel sometimes like fro mall of the years of screaming and the cacophony in my house I am slightly deaf. Although it may be selective hearing as well :)

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    1. You must have a fun home then. Lots of activity is a good thing and sometimes screaming for fun is awesome. :)

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  16. she's either going to need some hearing aids or get someone else to do her hearing for her.

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    1. Yep, he's not doing a very good job is he. :)

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  17. Hahahaha! Didn't expect that! Thanks for the giggle Sandee! It's only Tuesday but it sure feels like it should be Thursday by now. Very long week!

    Hope you're enjoying your week! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Well it is tax season so you're extra busy right. April 15 is right around the corner. :)

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  18. hahaha!! Invest in a very good hearing aid lady!! :D

    Busy days for me here but next week will be more relax but I'm making sure I come and visit once in a while :) Enjoy your day my dear friend!

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    1. Yep, she's deaf and then some.

      I hope you have a fabulous week even though you are very busy. :)

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  19. He better be lucky she can't hear well. ;)

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    1. If she finds out what he's doing he'll be really sorry. :)

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    1. Yep, it's a funny one. ;)

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  21. That was funny. Thanks for the laugh. My hearing is getting worse and I don't even try to hear some of the conversations in a group.

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    1. Mine too. Some things I just can't make out. :)

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  22. Ha Ha!!! Too funny Sandee. Old people jokes are always a riot
    Scritches to Little Bit

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    1. Yep, nothing better than laughing at ourselves. :)

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  23. That husband sure knows how to have fun. c-)

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    1. He does, and I think this is very funny. Very. :)

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  24. He better hope she didn't hear that!

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    1. Yes he had better hope she didn't. :)

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