Thursday, March 26, 2015

The Ferrari

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."

Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.

"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?"

Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
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  1. Poor Sam. :( (I can only imagine what she must have done to end up on a skate board. )

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    1. She did a lot I'm guessing. :)

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  2. Heard this one before but it's still funny 2nd time around. Forget the wife Sam just enjoy the Ferrari

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    1. I'd never heard this one before. Poor Sam. :)

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  3. Oh! dear LOL what a way to find out =D>

    Have a skateboardlesstastic day Sandee d-)

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    1. Not a nice way to find out at all Steve. :)

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    1. Huge ouch. Sam didn't deserve this at all. :)

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  5. Buckle up, Buttercup. Life is a bumpy ride!

    big hugs xoxo

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  6. Oh no, poor guy. Oh well, guess she is getting her just do. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day. So glad Little Bit is doing well.

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    1. I think she already got her just due. :)

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  7. I don't like a Ferrari. I like my Bumble Bee Camero. Zoom, zoom. Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee even though it's snowing at the moment. YUCK! See ya my good friend.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I know you love your Camero Paul. Yes we do. :)

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  8. Cute! I didn't see that punchline coming.

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    1. That's what I said when I read this Caren. :)

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  10. Rut roh! Poor guy. At least he has a clean heart.

    Scritches to LB, and big hugs to you, honey...

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    1. Yes he does and a Ferrari too. :)

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  11. Time to look for a woman in a Rolls.

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    1. Way past time to look for another woman. :)

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  12. Poor guy- he needs to seriously find a woman driving at least a Mercedes

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    1. Yep, he was a good husband to a not so good wife. :)

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  14. Perhaps he was rewarded with Ferrari for spending life with a skateboard level woman.
    Have a great day!

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    1. Probably right my friend. :)

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  15. I should have seen that coming, but I didn't.

    Good one!

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    1. I didn't see it coming either. Not one bit. :)

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  16. Ya just never know. :)

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  17. That's kind of a sad joke.

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  18. But was it a good skateboard? c-)

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  19. Oh man!!! Did not see that one coming. :) Thanks for the much needed chuckle.

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    1. You're most welcome Lisa. :)

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  20. Maybe his nice ride will help him get a new girl.

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    1. It couldn't hurt Jason. He sure deserves a new girl. :)

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  21. Aww, poor Sam. I wonder if now that he's got the Ferrari and lived a good life if he's allowed to play the field and have a good time in heaven :)

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    1. We can hope Ann. He sure deserved a good time. :)

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  22. That's funny although I feel sorry for Sam! Wait a minute, he has a Ferrari! Ay yi yi!

    Happy almost Friday Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Yes, and he's going to find a gal with a Rolls Royce and they will both be happy. :)

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  23. OOOOHHH that is terrible! Funny, but terrible!

    Thanks for the laugh Sandee!

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    1. Yes, it's terrible and funny too. :)

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  24. HA HA HA HA!!! I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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    1. I didn't either and I'd not heard it before either. :)

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  25. Cheer up Sam! at least you can have the last laugh :)

    Have a nice weekend Sandee!

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  26. At least she wasn't backwards on a goat...

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    1. You've a valid point here. :)

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  27. Can't win them all!

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    1. No, you can't and this poor guy sure didn't. Well not on earth anyway. :)

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