Saturday, March 7, 2015

The Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: The Princess Paradox
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    1. Blondes are fun aren't they. :)

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  2. LOL can you imagine being called out to her =D>

    Have a blondetastic day Sandee y-)

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    1. I've met people this dumb. :(

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  3. Silly blonde lady. Some people just can;t help it. Sandee, you and Zane have a fantastic day and Little Bit too.

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    1. No they can't Marg. Bless their hearts. :)

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  4. Oh, brudda! :D

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Oh, Brudda is right. :)

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  5. Funny! Blonde jokes never die. They're like zombies roaming the earth.

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    1. Yep, blonde jokes are here to stay. :)

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  6. I love blondes, all of them. My wife and most of my friends are blondes. I'll never stop with the blonde jokes nor redheads, brunettes. I love women. What do you expect, I'm a man. Did I mention that my wife is a blonde woman. Ha,ha,ha. As I said to Bee this morning, I'm a little crazy this morning I guess. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonderful & funny Saturday Sandee. Say hi to Zane. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I figured out that you like women right away Paul. All women. :)

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  7. She shouldn't fret. Sight unseen, I can tell you that the dog was the smart one of that duo that was sent.

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    1. I think you're right here. :)

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  8. Good one, blonde jokes are always funny :)

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    1. Yes, there are so many not so smart blondes. They keep the rest of us entertained. :)

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  9. Oh sheesh please tell me there are not people really this dumb! I know there are, but one can pretend :)

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    1. There are people this dumb. Lots of them too. :)

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  10. I am a blonde and I always laugh out loud at blonde jokes! Have a great day and Lucy says "Have a meowy nice day!"

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    1. And you're not dumb either. You're smart as a whip. :)

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  11. That is too funny. Have a great day, Sandie.

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    1. Oh you've been here two days in a row. I'm thrilled. :)

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  12. Have a great day, Sandee!!

    w-)y-)

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    1. You have a great day too Michelle, :)

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  13. Been a while for a good blonde joke.

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    1. Yep, it's been a bit indeed. :)

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  14. Heh heh. OK, I'm a brunette.

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    1. My true color is brown even though I'm more blonde than not. :)

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  15. I've never dared to go blonde, but I did go auburn for a while. It was a lot of fun. Do you think guys put them in the same category as blondes? ;)

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    1. I've been about every color there is and I've had fun with each color. Blondes are blondes and auburn isn't in the same category as blondes. :)

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  16. If she'd bothered to pay attention, she'd of noticed that the dog was not using a seeing-eye cane...

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    1. I hadn't thought of that, but I'm blonde. :)

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    1. I actually know people that are this dense. :)

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  18. she shouldn't worry, the K-9 cop can see just fine....lol

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    1. Perhaps she'll figure that out at some point. :)

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  19. I've ran across those blind cops at times. Good one.

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    1. I've ran across more of the blondes than the blind cops. :)

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    1. Yes, bless her heart. :)

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  21. Bless her heart! Hahaha.

    Have a fab weekend, as always!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yep, that's just what I said to Mail4Rosey. :)

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  22. omg I sooo needed this today! xoxo

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    1. Yep, I've known folks like this one. Tons of fun to be around. :)

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  23. Blind is better than blonde.

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    1. Well, I think you're on to something Binky. :)

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  24. Dear Sandee, This was adorable. xoxo Catherine

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    1. We blondes have to stick together. :)

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  25. All funnyness starts with blonde jokes! They keep us all laughing! To all our blonde friends....Har har har har! Sandee, You're the Greatest!!!

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    1. I've always loved blonde jokes. I don't mind being blonde either. :)

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  26. Yep, I am still a fan of blonde jokes.

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    1. Me too Rhonda. I've loved them all my life. :)

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