Sunday, March 15, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Traffic Stop:

A cop pulls over a car and asks the driver, "Do you know how fast you were going?".

"Well officer, I thought I was OK but I guess I let the speed get away from me.

The driver's wife in the passenger seat piped in "He always drives 25 to 30 mph over the limit".

"Shut up you battleaxe, are you trying to get me arrested?"/

The cop says "you weren't wearing your seat belt".

"I took it off when you pulled me over".

"He never wears it".

"Shut up you witch".

"Let me see your license and registration".

"I must have left my wallet at home".

"No, you didn't, your license is suspended".

"Shut up you ugly bat".

The cop walks around to the passenger window and asks the wife, "does he always treat you this poorly?"

"No, officer, only when he's drunk".

Hat tip: Kismit of Kylascott

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. Tony McGurk
4. Agent 54
5. bethere2day
6. Blogitudes
7. messymimi
8. Cranky
9. fishducky
10. Cruisin' Paul
11. Woodsterman
12. Jason Salas
13. Skunkfeathers
14. Ann
15. Barb
16. Margs Animals
17. Abelle
18. Traveling Bells
19. Cody
20. Kathe W.
21. Pam
22. Mail4Rosey
23. Cube
24. Jean R.
25. Stephanie
26. Katherine
27. Binky
28. Rhonda

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48 comments :

  1. Someone's going away for 20 years.

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    1. He'll probably be much happier in jail. :)

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  2. Always be nice to wives. They sure know how to return bad karma

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    1. Yep, he's probably been very mean to her too for her to act like that. :)

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  3. LMAO you could never tell her a secret could you haha!

    Have a sshhtastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Nope, don't tell her anything you don't want everyone else to know. :)

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  4. I suppose he'll be charged with a DWIIW (driving while intoxicated and insulting wife)

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  5. Well, with friends like that... bahahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Looks like they are a match made in heaven if you ask me. :)

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  6. Too darn funny. That is hysterical. 'Only when he is drunk'. Sandee, you have a fantastic day along with Zane and Little Bit.

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    1. I thought it was funny too Marg. Scritches to all the babies. :)

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  7. The wife finally found the best time for revenge. Haha! ;o)

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    1. Yes she did Abelle. :)

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  8. Oooh, she's gonna be in big trouble when he gets out! LOL Good one, Sandee ... and I thank you very much for the great laugh this morning! Hope you have a wonderful day! :)

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    1. Big trouble and then some. You have a wonderful day too honey. :)

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  9. Bad boy but bad girl also. Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee and wish Zane a great Sunday too. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I think they belong together. Yes I do. You have a great Sunday too Paul. Mary Lou too. :)

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  10. Revenge is mine, said the wife! Haha.

    Big Sunday hugs, honey...

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    1. And boy did she get her revenge. :)

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  11. Heeheehee! He's gonna get it now!

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    1. Yep, I'm afraid so. :)

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  12. The gifts keep coming!

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    1. And coming, and coming. :)

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  13. bwa hahah throw him in the slammer! Have a great Sunday!

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    1. That's probably where he ended up too. :)

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  14. That wife needs to know when to shut up. I am sure he will enjoy his time away from her. Have a great day Sandie.

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    1. I think they will both enjoy their time away from each other. Sounds like they are both well matched. :)

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  15. That's why they add 'for better or for worse' in the marriage vows. ;) :)

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    1. Looks like both of them are working on the worse part of that equation. :)

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    2. It's good to have something in common with your spouse. hehehehe

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    3. And they do too Rose. :)

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  16. My comment didn't show up? Was it something I did?

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    1. I don't know. I'm sorry your comment vanished. :)

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  17. Probably ripped from the pages of an actually report on a traffic stop. LOL

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    1. Very well could be. There are a lot of unhappy couples out there. :)

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  18. Why isn't she driving???

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    1. He probably wouldn't let her. I don't know Jason. :)

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  19. LOL oops...looks like she's going to be driving home alone. And having to put together some bail money.

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    1. I'm betting they will be happy apart. Just a feeling. :)

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  20. Ha ha ha he is OHHHHHHH so busted!!!!!

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    1. Well they do deserve each other. :)

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  21. So much for a wife not testifying against her husband.

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    1. Well, they can both take a well needed break from each other. :)

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  22. Don't know which one of them I feel for more.

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    1. They are a match made in heaven Rhona. :)

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