Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Blonde Moment

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

Hat tip: Joe of Cranky Old Man
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47 comments :

  1. Silly Blonde person. Happy St. Patrick's day to you too Sandee, and Zane and Little Bit too.

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    1. Blondes are just so much fun. Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and your critters Marg. :)

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  2. Haha. Bless her heart.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yes, bless her heart. :)

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  3. That blonde must be Irish. ( just for today, and the rest of the days she'll be just
    blonde ) Ha,ha,ha. Have a great St. Patrick Tuesday Sandee.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Well she's Irish at least for today. You have a great St. Patrick's Day too Paul. :)

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  4. bwa hahahah She's an air head huh?silly silly Cheers!

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    1. Yes, she's an airhead. Bless her heart. :)

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  5. Shoot 'em where they ain't.

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    1. Pretty much sizes this up doesn't it. :)

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  6. LOL you can't get any more blonder than that can you, although she was right saying it would be loud LOL

    Have a bangtastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. That was the only thing she was right about too Steve. :)

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  7. Some people :-SS

    Have a great St. Patrick's Day!
    I would enjoy being on a boat with a good book :D

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    1. Yes, some people.

      Have a great St. Patrick's Day too.

      Being on our boat is more than wonderful. :)

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  8. I'm thinking of a comment Al makes quite often... if he/she had a brain sh/she would take it out and play with it. Bless his/her heart.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. I remember that saying. I've used it a time or two myself. :)

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  9. It is very obvious that the blonde has not attached any value to her ears.. But how about fingers...?
    Have a great day!

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    1. Nothing between those ears at all. :)

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  10. If i was blonde I would be offended. Assuming I understood.

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    1. I am blonde and I'm not offended. I love blonde jokes. :)

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  11. Heeheehee! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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    1. Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too. :)

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  12. hahahahah That is funny!

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    1. I thought so too Rose. :)

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  13. lol!! Have a great day and Happy St.Patrick's Day! xoxo

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    1. You have a great day and a Happy St. Patrick's Day too. xoxo :)

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  14. Silly girl. She should have used that money to take a trip to the Caribbean and visit the No Brains Atoll.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours.

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    1. That would have been a much better plan indeed.

      Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours too. :)

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  15. She surely knows how she wanted to die. Quietly. :P
    Haha. Thanks for the laugh.

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  16. Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sandee!!! :) I'm still smiling!
    Poor lady. But then, aren't you glad you aren't blonde. They have lots of problems.
    ..

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    1. I am blonde and I love all the jokes.

      Happy St. Patrick's day to you and Mrs. Jim. :)

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  17. HEY--I'm a blonde! Someone pointed out that all dumb blonde jokes insult women not men. What about the dumb blond males?! I'm not really blonde, so these jokes don't bother me.

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    1. I'm blonde too Stephanie, but not a real blonde. :)

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  18. This is a new one I hadn't heard before! Poor dumb, rich, lucky lady :)

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    1. Yep, she's poor, dumb, rich and lucky. :)

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  19. well just think if she hadn't stopped that bullet with her finger it might have hit someone else then she would be facing attempted murder charges :)

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    1. You've a point here. Some folks should be allowed to handle firearms. :)

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  20. Poor blonde headed woman, we sure get a lot of good jokes at their expense. LOL

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    1. We sure do and it's great fun. :)

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  21. LOL! And what's it say about me that I tried to take a drink while reading this? Yeah, not smart but I did stop myself in time. Phew!

    Hope you're enjoying a sunny day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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    1. I know this gal. I really do. She's just this ditzy too.

      We are indeed enjoying our sunny day. Scritches to Angel and Isabella. :)

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  22. This was the height of "blond" humor. Fun!!
    Blessings dear. Catherine xoxo

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    1. Yep, this one is over the top. Blessings back Catherine. :)

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  23. LOL Can't shoot what ya ain't got

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