Tuesday, February 3, 2015

The Shopping Trip

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.

Hat tip: Linda W.
Image Credit: Tobacco Online
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44 comments :

  1. bahaha! I've heard it before but it's still funny!

    big hugs hon xoxo

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    1. Me too, and yes it's still funny. :)

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  2. It's an oldie but a goodie. He's a clever man :)

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    1. He's clever, but his wife won't think so. :)

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  3. Hahwahhwhahhwhaha Oh that did make me laugh , Big hugs xxoxxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. Yep, me too. Big hugs back. :)

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  4. That is good one. Payback is always fun. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

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    1. Payback is great fun indeed. You all have a great day too Marg. :)

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  5. Now isn't that true. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Tuesday Sandee. I missed you & Bee a great deal. After I set up my pictures, I'll write my blog, probably tomorrow. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Can't wait to hear all about your cruise. I missed you too. :)

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  6. Gross but very funny!

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    1. Gross yes, funny too. :)

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  7. What was it? Tampons...tampons...tum pills...bon bons...buttons...beaters...beer...YES, BEER.

    Don't send a man to the store for anything...except maybe beer.

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    1. Beer it is. I agree. :)

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  8. tit for tat....
    have a great day!

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    1. He payed her back very well. :)

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  9. I don't think there will be any rolling in the hay at that house.

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    1. Not for a very long time. :)

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  10. bahahaha She'll get him a carton next time. ;)

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    1. I'm pretty sure you're right. :)

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  11. Men! How are you doing? Hey are you on Facebook?

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    1. He was very clever.

      I'm doing fine and yes I'm on Facebook. :)

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  12. LOL I don't fancy his chances when he gets home

    Have a cheaptastic day Sandee :-)

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    1. Zero is about his chances at anything. :)

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  13. Wife will NOT be happy! It's going to be "cold" in that house for a few days. LOL!

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    1. May be cold for more than a few days. :)

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  14. Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaa!!! Good one Sandee. That would be so funny to do in real life

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    1. I wouldn't try this with Michelle Tony. :)

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  15. oh hahahah that'll teach HER! I wonder what he will have for dinner tonight?

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    1. Whatever he fixes is what he'll have for dinner tonight. :)

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  16. No rumpy pumpy for this guy in quite awhile!

    Big hugs from your fave island, honey...WYWH!

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    1. I wish I was there with you honey. :)

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  17. Ay yi yi! He's in trouble!

    Hope you're having a wonderful Tortie Tuesday! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Well, she was pretty awful to him too. :)

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    1. Yep, I laughed out loud too. :)

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  19. Heeheehee! Well, turn about is fair play!

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    1. She had this coming. I agree. :)

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  20. I hope he has a comfy couch.

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  21. It's good to make things.

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    1. Rolling his smokes will be far easier than what she needs to do. :)

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