Sunday, February 22, 2015

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Pertection

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, " I got me a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack o' dem there rubbers gonna cost me?

The pharmacist responds, "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

To which the redneck replies, "TACKS! Gawd a'mighty,...........don't they stay on by theirself?

Hat tip: Barb
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. JEN
5. Cruisin' Paul
6. messymimi
7. Woodsterman
8. Cranky Old Man
9. Jason Salas
10. Cube
11. Tony McGurk
12. Agent 54
13. Rhonda
14. Jean R.
15. Gibbs
16. Margs Animals
17. Stephanie
18. SuperLux
19. Kismet
20. Ron Russell
21. Caren
22. Kathe W.
23. Mail4Rosey
24. Traveling Bells
25. Empress Bee
26. Katherine
27. Rocks
28. Barb
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56 comments :

  1. Oh, my gosh, that is funny. Have a great Sunday!

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    1. It was kind of naughty too, but I thought is was a hoot. :)

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  2. Ouch. Funny, but ouch.

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  3. OUCH! lmao c-)

    Have a ouchtastic SS Sandee :-h

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    1. You can't fix stupid either Steve. :)

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  4. LOL, I almost spit my coffee out across my desk.

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    1. I did the same thing when Barb sent this to me. :)

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  5. That sure sounds like something my neighbor would say. And I agree, Ouch. Sandee, you have a great day along with Zane and Little Bit.

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    1. Yep, there are people that are this dense. :)

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  6. I knew that the tax would give me pain but not that much pain. Ouch! Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I hadn't look at it quite like that. Good one Paul. :)

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    1. Yep, me too Stephanie. :)

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    1. Makes me wonder what kind of woman would want to be with this guy. :)

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    1. Yep, I wouldn't go out with this guy either. :)

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  10. People from Oregon or Montana don't get it (no sales tacks there).

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    1. I hadn't thought about the states with no tacks. :)

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  11. Talk about rough sex!

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    1. Bwahahahahahaha. Very rough for him. :)

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  12. Sorry, the first Cranky Old Man was posted incorrectly!

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    1. I deleted it Joe. Thanks for letting me know. :)

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  13. I prefer the Vel-Cro fixtures.

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    1. Really now. Bwahahahahahaha. :)

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  14. LOL. My youngest is a pharmacy tech. She's going to love this one, too.

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    1. My granddaughter is a pharmacy tech too. Works in a hospital in Sonora, Ca. She loves her job. :)

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    2. Small world. My daughter is graduating soon with a public health/hospital administration degree. The pharmacy tech job is just a job with her. She worked in retail for years and doesn't like dealing with the often rude public. Her preference is behind the scenes.

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    3. My granddaughter wants to be a pharmacist. That's her dream. I hope she succeeds. She's sure a hard worker. :)

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  15. Redneck jokes are fine and this is a good one, but to be fair and balanced we need more jokes about "Stupid Tree-huggging Progressives"!

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    1. I'll work on that Ron. Excellent idea. :)

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    1. Yep, bless his heart. :)

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  17. oh hahahah good thing he'll be using protection !! This is so silly!

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    1. Perfect for Silly Sunday then. :)

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  18. You don't want to use tacks anyway. Defeats the whole purpose of the product. ;)

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    1. This is true Rose, but he's not the brightest crayon in the box. :)

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  19. Heeheehee! Let's hope he figures out how to use them! Some people shouldn't have kids!

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    1. You are right, some people should never have kids. :)

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  20. OMGoodness, didn't see that one coming. Hahaha. Love Bubba.

    Lotsa scritches to LB, and big hugs to you, honey...

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    1. I love Bubba too honey. I'll take a Bubba anytime. Wait, I've already got my Bubba. :)

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  21. oh my! roche says tacks are fine with him, he even likes hot glue if there are rhinestones involved.

    smiles, bee
    oxxo

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    1. I know he loves that glue gun. Bless his heart. :)

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  22. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. You've summed this up very nicely. :)

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  23. Nyahahahaha!!! it will surely be a pertection :) haha!

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    1. Exactly Rocks, exactly. :)

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  24. Finally posted something I thought was funny enough for Silly Sunday, and it's a real story. Hope you agree it's worthy of a spot on the linky. (boy, my blog sure has changed over the years).

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    1. You are always welcome to link anything you like. You're the original owner of this fun meme. I've not forgotten that. :)

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  25. Seems everybody enjoyed that one, as I did! bahahahaha!

    Big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yep, glad you sent this to me. It's a knee slapper. :)

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  26. That gets a big BWAHAHAHAHA!!! My eyes are watering...
    Scritches to Little Bit

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    1. It's a good one isn't it. Little Bit says thank you for the scritches. :)

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  27. BWhaaaaaaaaa.....I just had to post on Facebook

    :)) y- w-) d-)




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    1. Well, have at it Michelle. :)

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