Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Dear Abby

"DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUERIES:

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is learning judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

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  1. Nyahahaha!! can't get over that Judo!!! :D

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    1. Yep, people can be so dense. :)

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  2. mental pause... isn't THAT the truth. bahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. That's what it is too. :)

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  3. Seymour would be happy to answer all of those questions, if Dear Abby passed on them.

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    1. I would love to hear Seymour weigh in on these. :)

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  4. These are great, and Mental Pause is a perfect name for it.

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    1. I thought so too Rhonda. :)

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  5. LOL funny and LOL @ mental pause

    Have a abbytastic day :-h

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    1. Mental pause seems to be a favorite. :)

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  6. Sometimes I wonder about Mental Pause...lol


    Have a great day!

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    1. Me too Michelle. All the time in fact. :)

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  7. I'll bet these are all real. People really are funny even when we don't mean to be. Love the 'mental pause'.

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    1. They are supposed to be real Jean. All us women like the mental pause. :)

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  8. Coming home sober can be a problem for some.

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    1. It sure can Joe. It sure can. :)

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  9. She didn't answer those because she couldn't say in public what she really wanted to say.

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    1. I'm guessing you're right. I sure would have loved to be a fly on the wall to know what she really said. :)

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  10. Hahaha! Those were funny!

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    1. Funny and most are sad too. :)

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  11. Those can't be real. Maybe they're just trying to be funny. People can't be THAT stupid, can they? Yikes!

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    1. They can and are that stupid. Yes indeed. :)

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  12. I've always had my doubts about anyone who goes to a shrink! I suspect most shrinks are somewhat nutty to begin with too!

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    1. Yes, they are Ron. You nailed the shrinks very nicely. :)

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  13. Is her daughter doing the column now? And yes, I'm guessing that woman's son is still crazy if his psychiatrist hasn't fixed him yet!

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    1. I think so Stephanie. Her name is Amy. I agree about the son too. :)

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  14. Good afternoon Sandee. Sorry for not writing this morning. I've been very busy dealing with my mother's estate. Maybe I need Dear Abby? Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Tuesday good friend. I'll be writing my blog tomorrow if no more problems involving the estate pop up. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. I hope you can get your moms estate finish soon. I know this has been very difficult for you.

      I'll see you tomorrow my friend. :)

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  15. Hahahaha! Thanks for the giggles Sandee!

    How cute that Little Bit licks her daddy's feets! :) She's a sweetie! Smooches to her!

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    1. She loves her daddy something awful. Like Isabella loves her daddy. :)

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  16. That last person, her case is hopeless -- doctors won't go to the doctor! Heeheehee!

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    1. That's very true. I know a few doctors and they are terrible patients and that's if you can get them to see a doctor. :)

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  17. I am stealing that phrase "mental pause"

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    1. Go for it honey. You're not the only one. :)

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  18. That's funny about coming home sober! :)

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    1. It's funny and kind of scary at the same time. :)

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  19. Maybe the navy guy should invest $50 a week to see a psychiatrist. That should get him out of the navy

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    1. You have a point here Ann. Excellent idea. :)

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  20. I can only imagine the kinds of letters she would get. I'm guessing these are the mild ones. :)

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    1. I'm guessing you're right. I'll be there are some that couldn't be printed. :)

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  21. I think mental pause can be cured by judo.

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    1. You just might be right Binky. :)

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  22. Dear Sandee, These are fun!! I bet thees are just a few! So funny!!
    That you dear xoxo Catherine

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    1. I'm sure there are many that never see the light of day and that we couldn't print either. They are fun indeed Catherine. :)

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    2. Good to see you Sandi. I hope all is well in your world. :)

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  23. I have had that mental pause a time or two! That's some funny stuff. Love the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Me too honey, me too. Love you. :)

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  24. Mental pause is a classic. I must remember that oneI wonder if crazy animals have mental paws?

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    1. I loved the mental pause. I have that happen to me quite often. :)

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