Thursday, February 26, 2015

Bill and the Prostitute

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out: "Fifty dollars!" He is tempted, but the price is a little high. So he calls back: "Five!" She is disappointed and turns away and Bill continues his jog.

A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she want not come down on her price. "Fifty!" she shouts and Bill answers her: "Five!" No sale.

About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells: "See what you get for five dollars!"

Okay, don't get all riled up. I don't want to see another Bush or Clinton in the white house.

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
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47 comments :

  1. but we might you lnow... get another Bush or Clinton, that is. At this point nothing, and I mean nothing whatsoever, would surprise me.

    well, Gracie cuddling up with the boys would. :)

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Nothing surprises me either. :(

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  2. LMAO I can just imagine their faces all they needed was to bump into Monica too

    Have a jogtastic say Sandee :-h

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    1. Well, there was Monica wasn't there and so many others. :)

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    1. It's pitifully funny. :)

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  4. No riling up here. I don't want either of them in charge.

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    1. I don't think many do. :)

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  5. Now that was a good one. Too funny. Sandee, we sure hope you and Zane and Little Bit all have a great day.

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  6. Agreed no Hillary or Bush this time around! Perhaps ever again might also be a second best :)

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  7. Interesting political joke from a Canadian. Oh, that's me. Ha,ha,ha, Have a fantastic Thursday Sandee. Also, I'm glad that you enjoyed my blog yesterday. Today's world has to be very difficult for the police to work in. I think people forget that when they go to work, they may not be going home. As a teacher, I never felt that way. The police are a very special brand of people. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

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    1. Yes, I enjoyed your post yesterday Paul. You're a nice man. :)

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  8. I don't really want a Bush or a Clinton again, either, BUT I'd take either one before some of the other yo-yos who might run. Why is it so hard to find politicians with brains? Did you hear about the Representative from Idaho who in a hearing asked if a woman could shallow a tiny camera for gynecology diagnosis.

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    1. There have always been yo-yos. Always and I doubt that will ever change. :)

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  9. Good one.

    Sorry, it seems that in a country of 400 million people, there is no one qualified to run the country that is not named Bush or Clinton...the Kennedy's have all been killed.

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    1. It appears that was doesn't it Joe. :)

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  10. I must admit I do miss Bill in a way because of who is in the White House now..............however I sure don't want him, Hilary or any more Bushies. If we only had some one who had a brain and truly cared about our country...instead of their wacko beliefs and/or what's in it for them ie: their wallet.

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    1. Yes, that's the part that makes me crazy...their wacko beliefs. :)

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  11. I'm serious. Bring back Grover Cleveland.

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    1. That would work. He was liked and respected on both sides of the aisle. :)

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  12. My pet rock, Seymour, is thinking about running. I told him he'd need legs first. His typical response: "PHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!"

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    1. I love Seymour. You know that right? :)

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  13. Sorry about the hiccups, but for once I thought best about a too-political comment.

    Anyway, The joke was funny. I agree about no more Clintons and no more Bushes, especially since Jeb is to the left of Hillary on immigration. Let's hope a better candidate survives the ordeal of the primaries.

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    1. Let's hope indeed. These retreads are getting very dangerous. :)

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  14. Serves him right, cheapskate

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    1. Bill gets around and I'm sure he's still getting around. :)

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    2. I told this joke at work last Friday & got it wrong. I said George W Bush & Hillary. Nobody noticed my error. I wonder if Bill knows about George & Hillary???

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    3. Do you think George would touch Hillary? Not likely. :)

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  15. LOL it's been a while since I've heard a Clinton joke

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    1. They seem to be showing up again. Probably because of Hillary. :)

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  16. Heeheehee! Yep, i think they both got what they deserved!

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    1. You're probably right. :)

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  17. Oh is that a good one! I don't want either one to win. We may be voting against, rather than "for" once again. I hate politics!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I hate politics too. I'm just so tired of seeing the same folks. :)

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  18. Cute! A retro joke. Or is this seeing into the future, when Hillary is President?!

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    1. Just say no to Hillary. :)

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  19. Oh my. Everyone got the short end of the stick on that one, hahaha

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    1. They sure did Rose, they sure did. :)

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  20. What mail4rosey said, "short end of the stick"! My thought exactly!!!!!!

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    1. Rose nailed it for sure Ron. :)

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  21. Let's hope Hillary doesn't run, much less win, but if she does, could this joke be tailored to her as the one hailing the female prostitute? I've heard the Huma stories. I'm just sayin....

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    1. There are so many jokes about her already. I can't stand her. Phoney. :)

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  22. I am with you Sandee!! xoxo Catherine

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    1. I think most of the nation is about in this same place. :)

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  23. Oh my, that is so rude to poor Hilary, yet somehow so funny. Thanks for the giggles.

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