Saturday, January 24, 2015

Giuseppe

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!"

The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."

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42 comments :

  1. Saw that one coming. Me thinks 50-75 are not gonna go so good as 25-50.

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I'm with you on this one Barb. :)

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  2. LOL, I think I'll see if Wade will take me to Hawaii for our next anniversary

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    1. You crack me up. You could get some rest and be warm too. Take Gibbs of course. :)

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  3. Good one. At least he said he would pick her up. That is a cute one Sandee. You have a great day and Zane and Little Bit too.

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    1. She may not want to be picked up though. :)

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  4. I'm getting better at these. I actually saw that punch line coming.

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    1. Yep, that was a pretty easy one to spot. :)

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  5. Why? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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    1. Exactly! My philosophy too. :)

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  6. Heheh! I must be the only one who didn't see it coming LOL

    Have a tanfabulous day Sandee :-h

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    1. Naw, I missed it too.

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    2. You're pretty sharp Steve. :)

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    3. You're sharp too Joe. :)

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  7. oh hahahah that Giuseppe he's sucha kiddah! Cheers

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    1. I think he's dead serious Kathe. :)

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  8. Why is ita no as fun withouta the accent.

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  9. Bwahahaha. You know when I start reading your stories here I sort of think they're real until I get to the end. Or what do you know? Maybe they really do happen. :P

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    1. They are all old jokes my friend. :)

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  10. This is hilarious...Laughing...Happy Saturday Sandee!

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    1. Happy Saturday to you too honey. Big hugs. ♥♥♥

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  11. Good one! She may not come back, and that is probably OK too.

    Sure wish you and Zane could join us for dinner tonight with the Empress...and OCD!

    Scritches to LB, and big hugs to you, honey...

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    1. I would probably stay too. Why come back.

      I wish we could join you for dinner too honey. Love you. :)

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  12. JUST 25 YEARS OF BLISS-----TAKE YOUR PICK ON THE FIRST 25 OR THE LAST!

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    1. I think they both have a good thing going. Why mess it up. :)

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  13. Heeheehee! He's a smart cookie!

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    1. So is she honey, so is she. :)

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  14. Hehehehehehehe!! We love your blog Sandee even though we have been gone a lot! Mom say she will tell me the Jokes so I can get them too!
    Your TX furiends,
    Samantha & Mom

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    1. You're always welcome. I put you in my feeder so I can visit more often. :)

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  15. Well, unlike some others, I never saw that one coming. :)

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    1. I did, but I'm old. I think we just know when we've been married for so long. :)

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  16. Well it was good while it lasted.

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    1. She may not want to come back either. I don't think I would after all that time. :)

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  17. He's a model husband. I wonder if Michelle would like Italy???

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    1. I don't think you'd want to be without Michelle. I'm sure she'd like Italy though. :)

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    2. Definitely not, we're best friends

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    3. Yep, I know that the two of you are best friends. Like hubby and I. :)

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  18. Gone but not forgotten. Never had a serious problem with either! They were great.

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    1. I know some married folks that would be far better off being in different places for 25 years. :)

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  19. LOL - left her there for 25 years.

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    1. Yep, he's happy and I'm guessing she is too. :)

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