Thursday, January 22, 2015

Chevy Avalanche

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don"t know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what"s going on." So the boy"s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back).

He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."

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  1. LMAO and what a smart lady

    Have a fabtastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Yep, she didn't miss a beat either. Hope that $15.00 helps. :)

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  2. bahahahaha! I wonder if she has anything else she needs to sell for him?

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. I doubt it now. Just saying. :)

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  3. Lucky boy, idiot husband, revengeful wife confused parents. True life I what say. Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin' Paul

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    1. Revengeful wife is appropriate. She did a good thing. :)

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  4. What a great story.That was one smart woman. Sandee, you have a great day.

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    1. She only did what he asked her to do. :)

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    1. Yep, I would have done this too if I'd thought of it. :)

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  6. An excellent way to deal with the situations! Heeheehee!

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  7. Yeah baby! Revenge is sweet,

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. It can be at times can't it. :)

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  8. Ah, a woman scorned ... c-)

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    1. That was a very big scorn. :)

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  9. He can get her back because she didn't charge sales tax.

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    1. I doubt there will be much more contact now. :)

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  10. Smart lady, lucky kid.

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    1. Smart lady and a very lucky kid. :)

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  11. NEVER under estimate the value of being in the right place at the right time!

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    1. That is key my friend. That is key. :)

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  12. Ha ha ha That's a good one :))

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    1. It made me chuckle. :)

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  13. bwa hahahah excellent!

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    1. Sweet revenge may not be right, but sometimes it feels ever so good. :)

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    1. Yes, all his hard earned money went up in smoke. :)

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  15. That husband had a lot of noive to ask for her help. I think the selling price was too high. :D :)

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    1. That was a lot of nerve indeed. I loved it. :)

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  16. Serves him right! LOL Love this, Sandee. Thanks for the excellent laugh and i hope you have a marvelous day. :)

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    1. Yep, sometimes things just work out. :)

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  17. Sounds like she charged $15 tii too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Well, she only did what he asked her to do and she thought $15.00 was a fair price. :)

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  18. Well that was quite nice of her to send him the money :)

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    1. Well it wouldn't have been as sweet if she hadn't sent him the $15.00 now would it. :)

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    1. It sure did show him. :)

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  20. Payback is a real Bit## D-) :)) :-h

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    1. It is indeed Mike.

      ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
      ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
      ♪♪Happy Birthday Dear Mike,♪♪
      ♪♪Happy Birthday to you.♪♪

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  21. LOL funny! Hope you had a great day!
    Big Hugs!
    Lydia

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    1. I thought it was funny too Lydia. Have a great day too. :)

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  22. Well I guess the husband won't be going too far on that money.

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    1. In Hawaii it doesn't go very far at all. :)

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  23. I thought it might be something like that ha ha ha! Good for her!!!!!!!!

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    1. Good for her and for the kid too. :)

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  24. Hi Sandee!
    Happy New Year... thanks for thinking about us and dropping us a note. We have been.. out there.. LOL! and moved on to other things for a while. Perhaps we'll blog again someday... Hope everyone and everything is fantastic on your side of the world.

    *HUGS* thank you for thinking about us.
    Anny + Dommy

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    1. As long as you're okay then all is good. I'm glad you and Dommy are hanging in there. Hugs back. :)

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  25. Helll hath no fury...

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    1. That's what they say Jason. :)

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  26. She who laughs last...

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    1. And the wife and the kid are both laughing. :)

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