Saturday, May 31, 2014

Molly

44 comments:
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.

One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Feline Friday

40 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Biology Exam

51 comments:
Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Wednesdays Question

63 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: When you have a meal do you have to have something to drink? Water, coffee, iced tea, milk, a soda?

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Area 51

52 comments:
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high- security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Awww Mondays

35 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Silly Sunday

40 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Fragments

42 comments:
Today we are heading to Encinal Yacht Club for our last visit. It costs us about $2,000 a year in dues. We've been thinking about resigning for about two years. Today is the day. To get there you're driving in bay area traffic and it's stressful. We don't like to drive at night anymore so we just aren't going enough to justify this expense.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Feline Friday

34 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

The Pilot

44 comments:
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Wednesdays Question

59 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Forget your real age for a second – now how old are you?

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

About Children

51 comments:
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Awww Mondays

40 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Silly Sunday

36 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, May 17, 2014

About Children

34 comments:
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Feline Friday

39 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Women are Unique

40 comments:
Husband’s Text Message (by cell phone):

Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office, Paula brought me to the Hospital, they have been taking tests and X-rays.

The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Wednesdays Question

61 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you check the prices of everything you buy at the grocery store, or just get what you want?

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Political Facts

48 comments:
John F. Kennedy ordered over 1,000 Cuban cigars for personal use just hours before he made them illegal.

Sales of the Guy Fawkes mask - used by protesters all over the world as a symbol of their fight against government corruption and corporate power - all go to Time Warner.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Awww Mondays

36 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Silly Sunday

40 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Comment Game

25 comments:
It's time to play the comment game again. We are currently on our boat enjoying the weekend. We are currently in Rio Vista for our annual IOBG Commodores Appreciation BBQ.

Here's how it goes:

Friday, May 9, 2014

Feline Friday

30 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Fragments

47 comments:
Today finds us packing up and heading for the boat for a long weekend. It's the annual IOBG Commodores Appreciation BBQ on Saturday and the district director and I are co-hosts of this event. He takes care of the bar and food and hubby and I take care of all the decorations, table settings and finger foods. We also spend a great deal of time carrying supplies and icing down the beverages. It's a fun BBQ, but does require a lot of work.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Wednesdays Question

59 comments:
It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that. I'll even answer my own question as that's only fair.

So here's this weeks question: Do you collect certain things, like frogs, clocks, wine corks or matchbooks?

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

The Pills

47 comments:
There was a man whose wife didn’t respond to his desires. This continued for about six months. As frustration built, he decided to see a doctor about his wife’s lack of attention toward him. The doctor gave him a bottle of pills and said, “Now, just before your wife retires, give her a cup of milk and slip a couple of these pills in it. Before you know it, she will be more than obliging.”

Monday, May 5, 2014

Awww Mondays

32 comments:
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post.

What better why to start the week than with a smile.

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Silly Sunday

45 comments:
Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Ghandhi

37 comments:
When Mohandas Karamchand Ghandhi, better known as Ghandhi, was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their "arguments" were very common.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.

Friday, May 2, 2014

Feline Friday

38 comments:
My buddy Steve of Burnt Food Dude started this meme because he wanted everyone to know that he doesn't hate cats. I'm still not convinced that he loves cats, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

One thing for sure is this is a fun and easy meme to do. So come and join us in Feline Friday.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

The Exam

52 comments:
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.