Sunday, December 14, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered

SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month plus 1/2 utilities. Must enjoy garlic, taxidermy & clock repair.

SWF: Seeks any M, age 16-52, for immediate marriage. Willing to beg. Call 24/hours, 7/days 1-800-I'm-4you.

SWM: 39, enjoys assault rifles, heavy drinking, and testosterone. Seeks like-minded SF, W only, to listen to political conspiracy theories and help stock secluded mountain shelter. Don't bother to write, I already know where you live.

SWF: 25, enjoys poetry recitals, interpretive dance, herb tea, New Age music, Communing with Gaian nature spirits, and Jello sculpting. Seeks aloof, analytic whimp.

SWM: 59, wide range of interests including: Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Power Rangers, and Sea Quest. ISO compatible F.

SM: Seeking an adventurous SF Interested in underwater bondage with or w/o scuba gear And albino livestock breeding. No weirdos please.

SBM: Vegetarian Truck-driving Republican juggler Wishes to meet woman of similar interests Must be ambidextrous.

DWF: Crazy ppl Need Love Too. If you enjoy destroying good furniture, Police lineups and locking your friends in closets, We already have three things in common ! Let's get together.

DM: Physician, 35 Desires to meet that special woman with real inner beauty. Send latest X-rays.

DWM: Compulsive Liar Seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollar Riviera chateau. Visa Gold Card a must. Private plane a plus.

SWM: 32, my life's work is verifying, in detail, all the episodes shown on"The X-Files". ISO SWF with like dedication. Must be willing to travel a lot

Hat tip: Roche (the pet rock) of muffin 53 part duex

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. messymimi
5. Blogitudes
6. Abelle
7. Woodsterman
8. Cranky
9. Cruisin' Paul
10. Just Out
11. Tony McGurk
12. Barb
13. Ann
14. Laika
15. Kyla
16. Traveling Bells
17. Margs Animals
18. Jean R.
19. Kathe W.
20. Empress Bee
21. Angel
22. Binky

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44 comments :

  1. Some good ones Sandee. The 1st one could stuff & preserve the clock with garlic

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    1. Roche is a fun and also a very silly pet rock. :)

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  2. No weirdos please... bahahahaha!

    Have yourself a perfectly lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I know all of these are a bit weird. :)

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  3. interested in underwater bondage but doesn't want any weirdo's to apply.....LOL

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    1. Well, that isn't weird to them. :)

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  4. LMAO their all completely nuts

    Have an adtastic day Sandee :-)

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    1. Yes, they are Steve. :)

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  5. Those are too funny LOL :))

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    1. There are some sick individuals out there for sure. :)

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  6. There are some desperates out there who would answer those.

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    1. There are indeed. Bless their hearts. :)

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  7. No weirdos indeed amongst this bunch!

    Thanks for the Sunday smiles n

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Weirdos abound in this group. :)

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  8. Interesting. Have you watched any show on your new Curved TV yet? Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Sunday Sandee. See ya.

    70 inch TV Paul

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    1. No Paul, the shipment won't be here for a couple of weeks. They are on order. :)

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  9. THose are certainly very interesting. They are all very funny. Thanks for the smile this morning Sandee and to Roche the rock too. Have a great day.

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    1. Interesting to say the least Marg. More like a bunch of weirdos. :)

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  10. Heeheehee! No, i wouldn't want to answer any of those, either!

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    1. I wouldn't answer a one of these either. :)

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  11. Funny but real especially "DM: Physician, 35 Desires to meet that special woman with real inner beauty. Send latest X-rays".
    Have a great Sunday!

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    1. I thought that was a very clever one. :)

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  12. These are gems, Sandee. I love all of them and I thank you for the many laughs they brought me today. :) Hope you have a marvelous Sunday!

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    1. You are most welcome my friend. And thanks for always participating in Silly Sunday. It's so appreciated. :)

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  13. Nope, I'm not going to answer any of those either. Scary, weird and all ;o)

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    1. Yep, there are some very strange people in the world. :)

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  14. Many of those are laugh-out-loud funny. I'd love to know if some of them are for real. And I love the "no weirdos" line after listing underwater bondage in the ad. Great stuff today!

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    1. I'm guessing there are folks this weird and some of these are for real. :)

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  15. Weirdo's need not apply....Damn!

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  16. OMG- hilarious and some are maybe true!

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    1. I think some are probably true. :)

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  17. roche' is mad that i am here so late, he is busting his buttons now!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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    1. Tell Roche you're not feeling well. He needs to understand that. :)

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  18. haha what a hoot hun!..hope alls well over yonder..HUGZZZZZZZZZZ!!! :-)

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    1. All is well here Angel. Big HUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ back. :)

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  19. Can't see why any of them are single.

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    1. You can't? Bwahahahahahahahaha. :)

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  20. Great ... you found my ad ... c-)

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  21. I really hope these are fake, although I doubt it. My favorite line above: Don't bother to write, I already know where you live.

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    1. I don't know if they are real or not either, but I'm betting there is some truth in some of these. :)

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  22. Thank you Sandee for the smiles. xo Catherine

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    1. You are most welcome my friend. :)

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