Saturday, December 6, 2014

Saint Peter

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

Hat tip: Empress Bee
Image Credit: Giotto Di Bondone
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  1. That's funny in a bizarre sort of way. Who thinks of these things! LOL

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    1. I don't know who thinks of these things, but they are clever and then some. :)

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  2. Sure, but can they carry a tune? bahahahaha!

    Have a brilliant day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. :)

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  3. Sounds good to me, did he get in?

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    1. We know he got in before he died.

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    2. He sure should have gotten in Rhonda. :)

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    3. I think that's a different kind of in. :)

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  4. That makes sense. Too funny. Sandee, you have a wonderful Saturday.

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    1. You got to think quickly when you're dealing with St. Peter. :)

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  5. That Bee is a funny character. There was a comment earlier in your blog if they can carry a tune. Well yes. It comes this way, Ohhhhh, Ohhhhhh, Ohhhhh, Ahhhhhhhh!. Ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee

    Paul

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    1. You are a silly man Paul. I like that about you. :)

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  6. roche' is laughing and laughing. then he said who's carol? gotta' love that rock!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxo

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    1. I do love that rock Empress Bee. :)

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  7. Do you hear what I hear? It is carols! Quick thinking.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. You nailed it. :)

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  8. LMAO I see the third man realised St Peter needs an eye test too LOL

    Have a knickerlastictastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. That's very true Steve/ :)

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  9. Traveling Bells stole my thunder... quick thinking, indeed

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    1. Sandy nailed it didn't she. :)

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  10. Bwa hahah who does think these up? Have a great weekend!

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    1. I don't know, but I'm every so happy they do. :)

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  11. St.Peter appears to be too kind to those who died on Christmas Eve.

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    1. Well perhaps, but all three of these need to get into heaven. :)

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  12. Got to give the guy an "A" for effort!

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    1. Yep, and I think all of have given him an "A". :)

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  13. Agreeing w/Ron, he gets an 'A' for effort. ;)

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    1. Yep, we're in agreement here. :)

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  14. Heeheehee! Although he probably doesn't want to answer who Carol is!

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    1. I'm guessing he doesn't either. :)

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  15. If I were St? Peter I would let him in, Sandee.
    Really though, I guess it all depends on who Carol is. h-(
    ..

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    1. I would let him in too Jim. :)

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  16. I wonder how Carol feels about her underwear making it in to heaven before her?

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    1. Well, it might be an okay trade off. :)

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  17. By all means, you may pass ... c-)

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  18. Maybe he should just let Carol in then.

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    1. Well that's one approach. :)

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  19. Chortle, chortle. Yes Virginia, panties really do go to heaven

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  20. I needed that! Thanks, dear!

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    1. You are most welcome. I'm waiting to hear what the doctor said. :)

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  21. Dear Sandee, That was funny. xo Catherine

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    1. I thought so too Catherine. :)

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