My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.
I'll remember 2014 like it was yesterday Dear Luck, .....can we be friends in 2015 please?
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol this New Years Eve. DIGNITY is not one of them.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself....... this year making a resolution to be myself!
Just heard that in 2015 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.
My New Years Resolution is to break my New Years Resolutions....That way I succeed at something!
Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.
I'm actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
Tonight the Mayor is dropping the ball in New York while Congress is dropping the ball in Washington.
There have been many times in 2014, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you....today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in 2015!
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