Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Resolutions

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper. 

I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!

People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.

I'll remember 2014 like it was yesterday Dear Luck, .....can we be friends in 2015 please?

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol this New Years Eve. DIGNITY is not one of them.

Every year I make a resolution to change myself....... this year making a resolution to be myself!

Just heard that in 2015 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.

My New Years Resolution is to break my New Years Resolutions....That way I succeed at something!

Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.

I'm actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year.

Tonight the Mayor is dropping the ball in New York while Congress is dropping the ball in Washington.

There have been many times in 2014, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you....today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in 2015!

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  1. Wonderful quotes, puns or resolutions. The New York -Washington made me laugh, as did a few of the others. Wishing you a year filled with happiness, joy, fun and boating :)

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    1. I wish the same for you Rhonda. Thank you for your friendship. :)

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  2. I never make resolutions. I just do the best I can every day. Today a certain sisterdear wants to go shopping for a dress for a wedding they're invited to. Y'all. I do hate shopping almost worse than anything but I do love spending time with my sister so off we go, Precious.

    Enjoy your next to the last day of the year. I sure will. big hugs xoxo

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    1. I don't either, but I thought these were funny. Have a great time shopping with your sister. :)

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  3. I like all of these and the one about not making any so I succeed at something is one I made a long time ago :)

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    1. I agree Ann. No resolutions for me either. :)

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  4. Happy New Year w-)

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    1. Happy New Year to you too. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  5. As always, much truth shines through in your post. ;)

    Happy New Year!

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    1. Yes, life can be so ironic at times. :)

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  6. Those are all great resolutions. I like the one about learning the difference between wants and needs. Sandee, we wish you and Zane and Little Bit a wonderful New Year.

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    1. Yes, the wants and needs one is spot on. :)

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  7. My resolution is to never make a resolution.When I do, I never continue with them. If I was to make one, I would promise to enjoy life to the fullest and continue with my friendships I've made.
    Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul
    ( 3 1/2 weeks left for my cruise

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    1. You're doing fine Paul. You're a fun friend and I like that. Yes, I know your cruise is in 3.5 weeks. I check your countdown every day when I visit your site. :)

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  8. Super resolutions especially I liked this- "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions".
    Have a great day!

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    1. Yep, that one works for me too. :)

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  9. Note to Congress, you have to actually pick the ball up before you can drop it.
    There is NO appropriate time for me to wear body glitter, really, there isn't.
    Alcohol may turn thoughts into speech, but alcohol influenced speech has turned many a man into a fool.
    Yes indeed, most of us would be better off being ourselves rather than trying to morph into what someone else wants us to be...just sayin'.
    Have a happy and blessed new year.

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    1. This was done for fun Driller. Except for the needs and wants one the rest were to laugh at. :)

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  10. A friendly reminder, your payment for being your friend in 2015 is due soon.

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  11. Good luck with all of those and Happy New Year!

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    1. I think I can do the drinking ones. :)

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  12. Haha! Alcohol DOES make me say what I think. I try to keep my thoughts clean. Keyword = "try." :P

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    1. It sure does and sometimes that gets us in trouble. :)

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  13. Hah! Happy New Year 2015! Thanks for being such an awesome blogger friend! Cheers and big scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. Right back at you Kathe. You've been an awesome blogger friend too. :)

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  14. I love these! I still have to work on my (real) list of resolutions.

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    1. Do you actually succeed with your resolutions? I never have so I quit doing them years ago. :)

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  15. I really like these because I've never succeed at keeping my resolutions. I wish I had a dollar for every year I've broken my resolution to become more organized. OK, I'd have approximately $37, but you get the pattern. I've given up on putting all that stress on myself, too.

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    1. I wish I had a dollar for every year I've broken my resolutions too. I could have collected each January 1st or 2nd. :)

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  16. LOL thank god I gave up alcohol heheh! well I ain't doing any resolutions so there.

    Have a resolutionlesstastic day Sandee..Try saying that 4 times fast :-h

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    1. I've not given up alcohol yet, but probably will at some point. ;)

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  17. No resolutions for me, but I love reading all this stuff. You always make me smile. Any chance of getting to FL in the next 3 months???

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Not a chance honey. I'm busier than ever with being president of IOBG district 19. I've got meetings and other functions to tend to. :)

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  18. Please do continue! And i promise to keep reading.

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    1. Not a problem. I'll be here and I'll visit you too. I love your blog and your kids. :)

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  19. I think some people believe New Year's Eve wipes the slate clean...if that's what they need to start over, more power to them!

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    1. I agree with you Stephanie, unfortunately it takes more than the new year to roll around to wipe a slate clean. :)

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  20. Ah. The good old half cup. With the kids around, I better stick with a alcohol free fruit punch :) maybe a Shirley temple.

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    1. Yep, that is the safest thing to drink around the kids. :)

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  21. Haha! Those are good! I'll make a resolution to be myself too!

    Happy almost New Years Eve Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. That's the best of all resolutions. :)

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  22. This year I resolve to change evryone else.

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    1. Good luck with that Binky. :)

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  23. I like the resolution to be yourself. That's a great attitude!

    --Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

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    1. I agree Susan. That's going to be my resolution too. Easy one to pull off. :)

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  24. Thanks for a little perspective ;) for New Years.
    Wishes for a wonderful 2015 & much happy sailing.
    Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails

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    1. Thanks for the wonderful wishes my friend. May you have the same only double. :)

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  25. Hi Y'all!

    Wishing y'all a safe and healthy New Year!

    Happy New Year!
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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    1. Thanks Hawk, and the same to you. Thanks for stopping by. :)

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  26. BOL! Hope you have a great and safe New Year's Eve! May Luck shine upon you in 2015! ;) *wags* - Gilligan from WagsAhoy.com

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    1. I wish you the same. Thanks for stopping by. :)

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  27. Those were great Happy New Year from Harley and family - WOOF!

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    1. Nice to meet you Harley, and your family too. Have a happy and healthy new year. :)

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  28. BOL! Happy New Year from our pack at K9sOverCoffee to yours!

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    1. And Happy New Year to you and your pack too. :)

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    1. Yep, if you don't change you then your year will be the same. :)

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  30. Happy New Year Sandee ... love this! =)

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