Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Healthy Proverbs

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Hat tip: Empress Bee and Roche (the pet rock)
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  1. Yikes. I sorta DO look like my passport photo. Even worse? I look like my drivers license photo. Eek!

    Hope your day is lovely! big hugs xoxo

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    1. My passport photo is awful. I so need a vacation. :)

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  2. All sad but true! I do like that form of housecleaning though, sweeping glance! I need to try that.

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    1. That's the way I do housework most of the time. :)

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  3. I clean like that all the time! :)
    I especially like the first one.

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  4. Those are all terrific but the housecleaning with a glance is so perfect. Such a good idea. So Roche, the rock, thanks so much for the funnies. It is nice to smile in the morning . Sandee, you have a great day.

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    1. Housework sucks Marg. You and I both know that. :)

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  5. I love the last one the most. "Eat well, stay fit and die anyway." How true that is.

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    1. It's the truth Jean. No matter what we do we're all going to end up in the same place. :)

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  6. I am doing a lotta glancing these days! Ha hahahaha. Dimming lights is also good.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. It's a very busy time of year. Too busy. :)

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  7. Yes my good friend, you are correct because my passport picture does look like me and I do need a vacation, a cruise very quickly.
    Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. You'll be going on your cruise soon too. Yes indeed. :)

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  8. True but funny too sadly my brains already fell out :-O

    Have a quotetastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Mine too Steve, mine too. :)

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  9. Yes, i sweep rooms with a glance often! Heeheehee!

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    1. I do that way too often. :)

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  10. These are all good, but you had me at open minded. I'm soooooooooooo using that one with my (teen) daughter. =))

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    1. Good place to use it too. :)

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  11. That "Bills" thing explains a lot.

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  12. Definition of conscience,and equal & opposite government reaction for every action are super!
    Have a great day!

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  13. LOL...#1 hits home with recent and personal events. Caught what was left of my brain before it hit the deck and Seymour put dibs on it...

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    1. Seymour is a very quick one for a rock. I noticed that about him right away. :)

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  14. I must remember the one about choosing between two evils :)

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    1. I need to remember that one too Ann. :)

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  15. LOL. Really good ones.

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  16. There are some choice ones in the bunch. The housekeeping one is especially easy if you also have presbyopia ;)

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    1. Yep, I can do the housecleaning one very well. I don't even want to talk about my old eyes. :)

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    2. I won't tell anyone if you wont ;)

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  17. These are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I think the first one was my favorite, but the artificial intelligence was pretty good too.

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    1. All of us can relate to one or more of these and in some cases most of them. :)

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  18. Hahahaha! Funny! Thanks for the giggle Sandee!

    Hope you're having a great week! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. It's good to giggle. :)

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  19. I need to set the age clock back.

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    1. Now there's a great plan Binky. :)

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  20. "t is easier to get forgiveness than permission." I have used that often

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    1. I used that my entire career. It sure got the work done. I got in a bit of trouble here and there, but not much. :)

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  21. Sandee, these are great!
    I especially like `sweep the room with a glance`
    That's my kind of housework. xoxo

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    1. I can sweep the room with a glace with the best of them. :)

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  22. Hubby and I are shaking our heads at that first one, if you know what I mean... LOL!
    Happy Wednesday!

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    1. I laughed at that one too. :)

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  23. "Eat well, stay fit and die anyway." I guess that is true! Never thought about that.

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    1. It's true. Enjoy life. :)

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  24. Roche' says he hates his passport photo. I have no idea why, he's as cute as can be!

    Smiles, bee
    xoxo

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    1. He is as cute as he can be. Tell him I said so. :)

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  25. These are great Sandee. I think I relate to quite a few! xo Catherine

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    1. Me too Catherine. We just have to laugh at ourselves more. :)

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  26. I especially like the forgiveness/permission one. I may have to make that our family motto

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    1. I used that one through my entire career. It worked very well. :)

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