Thursday, December 18, 2014

Healthy Proverbs II

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Hat tip: Empress Bee and Roche (the pet rock)
Image Credit: Make2Fun
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  1. Funny stuff. My favorites: A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand - although it may put me at risk of violating the refrigerator proverb.

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    1. Yep, I love that one too. Now where are the cookies. :)

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  2. I can assure you, there are always FAR more than just one more imbecile than I counted on. Yes, indeedy.

    Have yourself a terrific day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I so agree. There are way too many now and they keep procreating. :)

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  3. Those are just terrific but the last one is the best. I crack myself up all the time. It is just hard to get the cats to laugh. Sandee and Zane and Little Bit, you all have a great day.

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    1. It is impossible to get cats to laugh, or do anything else they don't want to do. :)

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  4. "Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it." Boy, this has actually happened to me. These were fun.

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    1. Hubby and I've done this one more than once. :)

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  5. `Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves...` Amen!

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    1. We're in trouble if we can't laugh at ourselves. :)

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  6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

    Good thing I got a big fridge

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  7. Makes a lot of sense especially with " Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places " and " Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. " Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Yep, they did change places. I don't like it either. :)

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  8. Roche' is so proud to be mentioned! He is strutting this morning.

    Smiles, bee
    xoxo

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    1. Well, we both love to see him strut. Enjoy. :)

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  9. Worldly wise wonderful proverbs! I enjoyed the ones in respect of middle age, junk and waistline!
    Have a great day!

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    1. Yes indeed my friend. They are true and funny too. :)

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  10. I like them all, but my favorites are the first two. So true.

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    1. I loved the deal with it one very much. :)

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  11. I have a picture of little man at his grandma's house when he was 1. She had a plate of cookies out, and he took one for each hand. lol I think that was his first time tasting a cookie, ever, but he instantly understood the concept of a 'balanced diet.' :) :)

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    1. Awww, what a great capture. I think kids all do that. :)

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  12. Seems there are a lot of weight/food-related ones here...very topical, since we're all dealing with a lot of eating opportunities this time of year!

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    1. Yes, and if I'm not careful I will weigh more than my refrigerator. :)

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    1. These are as good as the first post I did with these. :)

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  14. the last one is the best as it reminds me of myself...I am my own best company....except when I am my own worst enemy ....

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    1. You and I are so very much alike. :)

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  15. Pheew! I thought it was just me.

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    1. Nope, it's most of us Joe. :)

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  16. Yep, i can't take myself too seriously!

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    1. I don't take myself seriously at all. :)

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  17. No man has ever been shot while doing dishes but around here I would prefer he doesn't wash them since he does such a horrible job (which is probably on purpose)

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    1. Oh I've seen that on purpose thing more than I want to talk about. Yes indeed. :)

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  18. As an only child, I've always been my own primary source of amusement. Seriously.

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    1. I could always do the same even though I wasn't an only child. I could amuse myself all day long. :)

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  19. Some serious truth in some of these. Like no husband getting shot while doing dishes. And to take it further, a husband who does dishes frequently gets things he really likes. ;)

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    1. You are spot on with this Christine. The smart ones figure this out. :)

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  20. Oh my dear Sandee. I can pick so many of these that apply!!! They are wonderful. xoxo Catherine

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  21. A few husbands have been shot for not doing the dishes, however.

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    1. Perhaps Binky. I sure hope not. :)

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