Thursday, December 4, 2014

Good, Bad and Ugly

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.

Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10 year old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: Wit
h corrections.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

Hat tip: Empress Bee
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38 comments :

  1. Interesting. They ugly sure are worse than bad! Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. Yes they are Rhonda. :)

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  2. Who thinks these things up? Wait, they are probably true!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I don't know, but Empress Bee sent this and I couldn't resist posting it. :)

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  3. Those are hysterical and very good. Can't pick a favorite since they are all great. Sandee, you have a wonderful day and Zane you too along with Little Bit.

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    1. Yes they are Marg. You have a wonderful day too my friend. :)

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  4. The first one isn't so funny for me. I had a vasectomy once after my wife and I decided that two children was enough. After 7 years she got a phone call from her doctor who informed her that she was pregnant. This Italian stallion was back. We had a wonderful daughter who still lives with us.
    Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. I've heard of that happening Paul. It's a good thing in your case. ;)

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  5. Oh my...the uglies are def. ugly, lolol

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  6. I've never heard good, bad and ugly jokes before! Pretty clever.

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    1. I have on a couple of other occasions. Very clever. :)

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  7. Haha! they these are funny all of them, I haven't heard good, bad and ugly jokes before either.

    Have a gentletastic day :-h

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    1. I thought they were funny too Steve. :)

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  8. Agreeing with Joeh -- very much ouch!

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    1. Yep, the ugly can really be ouch ugly. :)

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  9. All good ones! Especially the first one on vasectomy was a rip-roarer.
    Have a great day!

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    1. Yep, that one has happened more than once. :)

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  10. OMG- gladI don't have any of those ugly scenarios! Have a Beautiful day!

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    1. Me too Kathe, me too. :)

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  11. The last one was my favorite... she probably does make more money. Of course, she'll need it for bail, lawyers and doctors. :D

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Well that's true, but it's a good one indeed. :)

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    1. I thought these were quite amusing too. :)

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  13. roche' says he thinks these are SO funny. i don't think he really has a clue but he's very good at covering!

    smiles, bee
    xxox

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    1. Thanks for giving them to me. They are worth posting and then some. :)

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  14. That family could have a reality series.

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  15. Good: Your wife really lights up a room
    Bad: When she leaves it, she doesn't turn them off
    Ugly: She complains about the electric bill

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    1. There you go. I like this. :)

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  16. Good: First line situations
    Bad: Middle line situations
    Ugly: Must have been really ugly, my kiddie filter cut them all out. b-(
    ..

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  17. Those are some scary a$$ situations. My life is full of comparatively beautiful situations.

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  18. Thanks for the smiles on this dreary Friday. Hope you have a lovely weekend.

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    1. You have a lovely weekend too. We're on the boat and that rocks. :)

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