Thursday, December 11, 2014

Catching a Man

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her! friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.

Liz "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??" Sally," Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Pino International
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44 comments :

  1. a blonde. whoda thunk it?

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! smoochies from Miss Gracie! xoxo

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    1. Well, blondes are pretty dense. :)

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  2. Funny hooter blonde!
    Have a great day!

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    1. Well, it made sense to her. :)

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  3. That is pretty darn cute. Poor girl. Anyway, Sandee, you and Zane have on heck of a day. Big pats to Little Bit.

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    1. Blondes get beat up pretty badly don't they. :)

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  4. Hooters, hooters, hooters. Ha,ha,ha. Poor Sande, oops I.m sorry I meant Sally. Ha,ha,ha.Have a wonderful Thursday Sandee. Say hi to Zane for me even though he doesn't even know who I am. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Thanks for letting me steal your joke Paul. :)

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  5. Poor thang! Hahaha

    Stay warm. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yep, she tried though. :)

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    1. I think that's a great response. :)

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  7. So that's what's wrong! I don't have a pair of hooters...not that I'm looking but it seem to fit here.

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  8. yes that sounds like paul! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxo

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    1. It sure does. He's got a bit of a naughty streak. :)

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  9. Aww! LMAO

    Have a hootertastic day Sandee ...beep! beep! :-h

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    1. It's a funny one for sure. :)

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  10. At first I thought Sally was going to take a tramp in the woods (the tramp died), but the owl pic gave it away.

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    1. Yep, the owl pic did give it away. :)

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  11. Badda boom! Haaaaa haaaaaa

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  12. =)) She didn't get bad advice (not that I'd know anything about them, hahaha) , she just took it too literally. ;) Have a hootin' hollerin' Thursday.

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    1. Blondes tend to do that. :)

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  13. I have to say, from experience, that having a good pair of hooters definitely helps in the man department! lol. Makes up for my inability to COOK!

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I just never thought you'd say something like this Lisa. :)

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  14. Believe it or not, there are some men who don't really give a hoot. Just sayin'.

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    1. I know this to be true my friend. :)

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  15. I'm surprised she knew that owls hooted! :)

    Happy almost Friday Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. You have a point. Didn't think of that. :)

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  16. Well owl be, who would have thought you could get a man that way

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    1. It is rather shocking isn't it Ann. :)

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  17. Simply adorable!!! xoxo Catherine

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    1. Blondes are so much fun. They really are. :)

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  18. That might work for some bird men.

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    1. It just might Binky. :)

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  19. Nyahahaha!!! poor girl :) hope she finds her good pair of hooters someday soon :D
    Have a happy weekend Sandee!

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    1. I think her approach is a bit off. :)

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  20. LOL - that probably would work - if they are the right hooters :)

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    1. It's getting the right hooters that seems to elude her. :)

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