Tuesday, December 9, 2014

British Humor

British Humour is Different. These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer - 100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

And the WINNER is...

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married, wife knows everything.

Hat tip: Babs
Image Credit: Fingerprint Jewellery
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54 comments :

  1. LOL. Wife knows everything. bahahaha!

    Have a brilliant day, Sandee! But try not to know everything all the time. big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yep, that last one is a classic. :)

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  2. My favourite is the Yorkshire Terrier ad. Hilarious.

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    1. That one is a funny one indeed Tony. :)

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  3. Those are all terrific.Of course the last one is really the best. Sandee, you have one great day.

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    1. Yep, I feel sorry for that guy. :)

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  4. Love the Worn Once Wedding Dress!!! lol

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    1. Yep, that's all one should wear it too. :)

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  5. I especially love the 'free puppies' ads. I like coming here every morning to start my day off with a laugh. Thanks!

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    1. Glad I can start your day off with a laugh Jean. :)

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  6. I loved them all but that last one, it's very correct. You woman are very smart but are very beautiful. Now, have I said everything right? Ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee and all those wonderful ladies in the world. ( I think I said it all ) See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Whatever you say Paul. You know how women work. You also know how to stay out of trouble. :)

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  7. These are great, and so timely given the Royals were "in town". :)

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    1. I hadn't thought about the royals in town. :)

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  8. I guess she's selling the ring separately from the dress.

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    1. She may just hang onto the ring. :)

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  9. These are super. Love the Brits and their dry humor.

    Big hugs times two, and scritches for LB, honey...

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  10. Hahahahahaha! Wife knows everything. So true!!!!!!

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    1. I know some guys that say that very thing. :)

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  11. These are great!!

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  12. great ones! you should tag john heald in facebook with this!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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    1. Apparently I don't know how to tag. :)

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  13. So funny - can't believe they're real!

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  14. Super! I enjoyed the nudist colony ad.
    Have a great day!

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    1. Yep, it makes perfect sense. :)

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  15. Their news really is different. The headlines we saw in the paper were sometimes so snarky we laughed in disbelief. It was great!! :)

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    1. Yes, some folks have a wicked sense of humor. :)

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  16. I love a good ad! These are great.

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  17. Heeheehee! Sneaky neighbor's dog! Wonder if it's the same one that leaps tall fences?

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    1. It could be the same one mimi. :)

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  18. I've got Brits on the brain today, too. I love their humor. Some of it sounds so dirty, but it's not.

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    1. I agree. Funny stuff. :)

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  19. LOL you gotta love the British humour and of course I'm not bias am I Sandee LOL

    Have a Carry On inuendotasic day Sandee :-h

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    1. I do love British humor. A lot. :)

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  20. I like the last one best, too! Although I have a feeling anyone who tried to sell encyclopedias now would have a rough time of it, thanks to Google!

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    1. Yep, this is a very dated funny. Google rules. :)

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  21. Those are great. Still laughing over the gay bull

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    1. I loved them all Ann. :)

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  22. MOL! I so needed a laugh today and you provided it!

    Hope your day was a good one! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. Glad I could give you that much needed laugh. I had a great day. Got the last of my Christmas shopping done. :)

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  23. Hilarious! Especially the last one! Cheers!

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    1. Yep, they are and that last one is a classic. :)

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  24. The British have funny dogs.

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    1. The British are funny period. I love their sense of humor. :)

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  25. hahahahaha!! that last one is super classic :)

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  26. LOL - I have a different favorite than you - mine favorite is the gay bull.

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    1. They are all good I think. :)

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  27. Dear Sandee, I did enjoy these! Thanks for the smiles. xoxo Catherine

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    1. They are good ones indeed Catherine. :)

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