Sunday, November 23, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Bloopers!

First Blooper:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

Second Blooper:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

Third Blooper:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. BFDude
4. messymimi
5. Blogitudes
6. Catch My Words
7. Cruisin' Paul
8. Uncle Skip
9. Woodsterman
10. Magical MiMi
11. Tony McGurk
12. Cranky
13. Thalia

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56 comments :

  1. Sometimes the meaning of a word have other meanings as you thought, lol !

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    1. Yep, and most of us has pulled something likes these. I know I have. :)

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  2. LOL don't you just love innuendo's that's why I still laugh at the old Carry On films heheh!

    Have a bloopertastic Silly Sunday :-h

    PS: LOL @ men's balls

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    1. Yes I love them. A .lot. :)

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  3. LOL, something with such innocent meaning can easily go south if it's not stated right

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    1. Yes indeed. Innocent and then it's taken another way. :)

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  4. Size 10 in mouth is never comfortable!

    Smiles and hugs, honey...

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    1. I've had a size 13 in my mouth and could still talk. :)

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  5. Too, Too funny. We like the second one the best but the third one is sure funny. So nice to start the day with a good laugh. Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a super Sunday.

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    1. Yep, these kinds of things can happen so easily. :)

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  6. My husband said he went to a salon years ago and the stylist accidentally asked HIM that very question. She was SO embarrassed when she realized what she'd said. She didn't have the option of walking out!

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    1. Oh boy, that would be horrible. And no place to go either. :)

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  7. We've all had our moment or moments, eh? :) Happy Sunday to you!

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    1. Yes we do Rose, yes we do. :)

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  8. It's OK, I play golf with my balls also. You know what I mean you silly girl. Ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful Sunday Sandee. I just love saying that. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Yes, I know Paul. I hear about it all the time. :)

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  9. too funny! i always tell paul he chases his little white balls. roche' thinks that's so funny when i do that!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. You are always teasing him about that. I like it though like Roche does. v:)

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  10. So not easy to say the right thing all the time and slip ups like these are too easy to make it seems. I know I've made some similar ones over the years. Glad you shared these Sandee so we can all know that we're not the only one making these boo-boos. :D Hope you have a fabulous Sunday.

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    1. I've stuck my foot in my mouth more than once over the years. As soon as it comes out you know you've done a no-no. :)

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  11. hahaha! Good ones! Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. You have a lovely day too honey. :)

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  12. Funny. That makes my blooper of accidentally adding (with linky) along with my link, seem mild.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2014/11/a-letter-to-santa.html

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    1. With Linky isn't a blooper. It's redundant, but not a blooper. :)

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  13. This teaches me not to say anything.

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    1. Hard to do though, hard to do. :)

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  14. In the immortal words of whathisname, "knowledge speaks, wisdom listens"

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    1. Oh the wisdom. That's the part I want. :)

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  15. ah yes...those preciousmoments when one opens mouth before the brain is in gear!
    Big hugs to you and yours! Have a great Thanksgiving!

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    1. I've had way to many moments like these too. Way too many. You have a great Thanksgiving too honey. :)

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  16. Whoops! However, these sound like things my brother and I would say on purpose. We love to think up things that sound dirty but (probably) aren't.

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    1. Sounds like you and your brother have lots of fun. :)(

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  17. Ha!!! x3.
    Thanks for the SS link up Sandee. I won't delete this one

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    1. You always have funny posts Tony. You can always link to my Silly Sunday meme. :)

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  18. Bless you my loyal patriot friend now and always!..Happy Thanksgiving and eat tons of dessert..ha! :-)

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    1. Love you back Angel. You're a loyal patriot too. :)

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  19. I do these types of things all the time. Of course, not one person in my family will ever just let it go. Nothing to do but laugh.

    Hope you're having a lovely day!

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    1. Yep, I do too and no one will let it go in my family either. :)

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  20. Hahaha! My sis is a former salon owner and you wouldn't believe how many time the whole "blow job" question comes tumbling out before people can catch themselves. - Thanks for adding me to your linky, much, much appreciated. Muah! :D

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    1. I can just imagine because a blog job is part of the hair do. :)

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  21. LOL. We also have a blooper: My dad and mom had just bought two ice cream cones with 3 scoops (in Danish called balls) of ice cream in them. 2 ladies came into the store, looking at my Dads's ice cream cone and ask: How many balls do you have? My dad replied: I have two balls if you want to know, but there are 3 balls in my ice cream cone. The ladies turned quite red in their faces and then we screamed with laughter all together.

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    1. Bwahahahahahahaha. This is very funny. :)

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  22. Good ones especially the nuts and balls!

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    1. Yep, you just can't beat those two. :)

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  23. You can't go shopping with some people.

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  24. wahahahaha!!! I have had some bloopers too but thankful that it is not as bad as that blow job :)

    Have a a great week Sandee!

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    1. Yep, that one is as bad as you can get Rocks. :)

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  25. LOL - the first was my favorite.

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    1. That one was the best indeed. :)

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  26. Heeheehee! It's a hard way to learn to think before saying something!

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    1. It sure is, but these mistakes will happen over and over and over. :)

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  27. Those are three great ones ... c-)

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  28. Oops. I'm guilty of a few inappropriate remarks, too. Not as funny, but very embarrassing.

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    1. I've made more than my share too, but I've not done any of these. :)

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