Saturday, November 22, 2014

Halloween Party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

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  1. LOL - I didn't see that coming. LOL - although I am sure she would have noticed.

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    1. I'm sure she would notice too. :)

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  2. LMAO i didn't see that coming either haha!

    Have a costumetastic day :-h

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    1. I didn't either Steve. :)

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  3. LOL, I guess her plan backfired on her but at least she had a good time :)

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    1. Yes, she did. And so did the guy that borrowed her hubbies costume. :)

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  4. bahahahaha... didn't see that one. bahahahaha!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I would be feeling pretty sick about this if I were her. :)

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  5. LOL Hahaha what a funny story. I even had to read it to my Dad LOL.

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    1. I hope your dad liked it too. :)

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  6. roche' said he wants a costume like that now. the little pistol!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxo

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    1. Roche is turning out to be just like his dad. :)

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  7. Too too funny. The Mom is laughing out loud, Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a fantastic day.

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    1. I like to make mom laugh out loud. :)

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  8. What a bimbo. She couldn't tell that the "little bang" at the party was way better than anything else she's ever had?

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    1. Yep, there is that. She must be a blonde. :)

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  9. Ha,ha,ha, ha. Now I feel good this morning. Thank you my friend. Have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. I'm just glad you have you back blogging Paul. :)

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  10. Heeheehee! What a tangled web she wove!

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    1. Yep, she did it up very nicely. :)

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  11. buwahhhhhhhhhhhhhaahahhahahahahhahahaaa Funnier still if he was lying because he recognized her, hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaa

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    1. That would be very funny. :)

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  12. Either that was one clever husband with a good story or---well, that was a great joke's-on-you story either way.

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    1. Yes, either way it's a keeper. :)

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  13. And a good time was had by all.

    Personally I think he made up the costume loan thing in case someone reported his behavior. We men are not all that stupid! Sometimes.

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    1. You men are very clever. Very clever and especially when it comes to women. :)

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  14. whoopsie daisy.....guess honesty should have been her policy eeeek

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    1. Yes, honesty should have been her policy. It wasn't though. :)

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  15. Major oops! Good one.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yes, a major oops. She should have known though. :)

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  16. That was just too funny! We didn't see it coming. Bwahahahahahaha!

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    1. You do wonder how she couldn't tell it wasn't her husband. :)

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  17. Never loan your costume. See what he missed out on

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    1. He's playing poker and I don't think he cared. :)

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    1. She had to know that wasn't her husband Binky. :)

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  19. Unexpected twist in the story, the masked woman had her special Halloween treat even without realizing it?

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  20. Haha, but she didn't expect that! I love that little plot twist :)

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    1. I loved the plot twist too Sarah. :)

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