Sunday, October 26, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
  • Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
  • White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.
  • Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
  • Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
  • Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
  • Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)
  • Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
  • Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
  • George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
  • 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
  • Texas executes last remaining citizen.
  • Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
  • Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
  • Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
  • New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Abelle
4. Blogitudes
5. Agent 54
6. messymimi
7. Cranky
8. Cruisin' Paul
9. Woodsterman
10. Silly Willy
11. BFDude

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39 comments :

  1. diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. and wine. ;)

    big hugs from chilly south jawjah! xoxo

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    1. Got to have the wine. I so agree. :)

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  2. Nothing surprises me heheh! well except Windows crashing arrghh!

    Have a predictiontastic day Sandee :-)

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    1. Nothing surprises me either Steve. :)

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  3. American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.) - This made me laugh ;o)

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    1. That one made me chuckle too. :)

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  4. I am not so sure about that diet and exercise as the key to weight loss, but the rest seem pretty reasonable.

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    1. You have a wicked sense of humor Rhonda. :)

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  5. That is probably a good prediction on what is going to be happening. You just never know. You have a fantastic day Sandee.

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    1. We do live in a crazy world. :)

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  6. Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped. I wondered how that happened? I know, those darn Italians. It must have been my great, great, great grandchild who did it. I'm proud of that kid. ha,ha,ha. Enjoy the sunny Sunday Sandee . See ya.

    Paul

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    1. That could happen Paul. Probably won't but it could. :)

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  7. Oh my stars...some of these will probably happen! Good chuckles.

    Have a fab, silly Sunday. Big hugs from chilly nawth jawjah, honey...

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    1. Yes, nothing is out of the question anymore. Hugs back honey. :)

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  8. so silly we know it's true! Have a fabulous day!

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    1. Yes, it's silly. You have a fabulous day too. :)

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  9. Great list, Sandee! Hope I'm still around in 2035 to see if any of these things really happen. Have a great day my friend and thank you for brightening mine with your humor. :)

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    1. I hope I'm here too Marcia. And not be so old to not notice any of these potential happenings. :)

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  10. Thanks for adding me My Lady. These are great. We'll still be in trouble with Chelsea and George Z. c-)

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    1. You are most welcome Odie. You have some funny stuff on your blog almost every day. :)

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  11. I love the "Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped." but there are a lot of good ones in there and some that could actually come true!

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    1. Yes, they could actually come true. :)

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    1. Whoever put these together was probably drinking. :)

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  13. How's the war with Antarctica coming along?

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    1. Not a clue how that's going. :)

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  14. And now i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry!

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    1. It is kind of scary isn't it. :)

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  15. hahaha!! who knows..maybe one of these..will really be in newspaper someday..:)

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    1. I hope not, but you never know. :)

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  16. I enjoyed every bit of the news, especially the ones on white minority and the New Federal Law registration requirements.

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    1. Yep, it's heading that way in a hurry. :)

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  17. Lets hope none of those come true!

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    1. I'm with you on this Binky. :)

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  18. Good gravy... it could happen. I thought of a few to add too, but I'm not controversial by nature so I'll leave those off and never mind. ;)

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    1. I thought of a few myself Rose. Yes I did. :)

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  19. I don't get the spotted owl one.

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    1. They are considered a threatened species Tony. :)

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  20. Hi, Sandee!

    These were great! Loved the Spotted Owl one.

    P.S. Don't pick up any wooden nickels :)

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