Thursday, October 2, 2014

Odds and Ends

I will never be over the hill. I'm too darned tired to climb it!

Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning the house. It worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.

Middle Age: That time when you finally get your head together, then your body starts falling apart.

When a woman says, 'What?', it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Why are there never any 'good' side-effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, 'May cause extreme sexiness'.

OMG, I'm rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas. I never thought I would accumulate such wealth.

Today I got my 'happy' pills and my 'ticked off' pills mixed up. I took one of each so now I'm ticked off but I'm happy about it.

I kind of feel sorry for the trees in the Fall... at least when I went though the change nothing fell off.

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Humour
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  1. This are priceless. When I get back home after work today I may do some cleaning with vodka although since I'm so rich I may just hire someone to do the cleaning for me and I'll go party in the back yard with vodka instead :)

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    1. I'll come over and we can do the vodka together. Then we can ignore the housework. :)

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  2. I like the vodka one too. I sure am going to try that. I bet it works and just give the cats some too, then they won't know the difference either, not that they care. The last one is good too. Have a most wonderful day Sandee, Zane and Little Bit too.

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    1. The only way to clean the house. :)

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  3. I loved them all. Thanks Sandee. Well I'm still here, 65 and still kicking. Ha,ha,ha. See ya my good friend.

    Paul

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    1. You're welcome Paul. I'm so happy you had a great birthday yesterday. :)

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  4. I love them all but the one that made me laugh out loud was one about the trees in fall.

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    1. Well, we women can relate to that one. Well those of us that have survived the change that is. :)

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  5. I have tomorrow off - so think I'll get some vodka and do some cleaning. :D I loved these Sandee! Thanks so much for sharing them ... and I hope you have a marvelous day!

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    1. Have fun cleaning. Bwahahahahahaha. :)

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  6. LOL - the vodka one is my favorite, and possibly the most true.

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    1. I would think it's spot on. I've not tried it, but it sounds like fun. :)

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  7. I'm rich too! ha! I knew it would happen sooner or later. ;)

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    1. Yep, I've very rich Rosey. :)

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  8. Still scratching my head over the good side effect thing.

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    1. Well, it would be a good thing for me. I'm just saying. :)

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  9. I'm very wealthy according to these standards ... c-)

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    1. You and me both Odie. Lucky us. :)

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  10. Oh well. No luck here. I am not a fan of Vodka :( I guess we are destined to live in a mess :)

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    1. No, you're the only one that will really have a clean house. :)

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  11. I laughed out loud... and yes I spelled it out.

    Some of these remind me of Joan Rivers and her comedy. I remember her saying how much cleaner her house was when she developed presbyopia. I can relate to that.

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    1. Yes, you did spell it out. Joan Rivers was a funny lady. :)

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  12. That was quite clever and witty LOL

    Have a supertastic week :-h

    PS: Thanks for the message in your comment over at mine

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    1. Clever and witty are my favorites.

      You're most welcome. We both like to set up our linkys as early as possible. :)

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  13. Dear Sandee, These are priceless! Blessings my friend. Catherine

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    1. Yes, they are Catherine. Blessing to you too. :)

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  14. I may have to try that vodka tip! These are all great.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Let's do it together then we'll have someone to laugh with...about absolutely nothing. :)

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  15. ROTFLOL. I can relate to so many of these. I wish I had the riches that came with all my silver hair!
    Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails

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    1. Yep, amazing isn't it. :)

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  16. :)) :-h :-f if i keep haveing days like yesterday I will nover be able to climb that hill.

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    1. You were having an ugly day indeed. I hope today you're feeling much better. :)

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  17. I can relate to the middle aged one, for sure!

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    1. I'm way past middle age. :)

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  18. Those are doozies! I can relate to all of them! Yikes! I'm middle aged!

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    1. Yes, it happens so quickly. :)

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  19. I love this one.

    When a woman says, 'What?', it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

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    1. Most men know this is very true. :)

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  20. All I want is enough money to buy a new body.

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    1. Me too Binky. Or at least to rearrange some things. :)

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  21. Middle age. Inevitable.

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  22. Not only am I too tired to climb the hill, I'm rich too :)

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