Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Mick and Paddy

Two good old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to Lance Corporals. Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy, there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."

"But we’re only privates," protests Paddy.

"We’re Lance Corporals now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him inside.

"Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."

"But we're privates," says Paddy.

"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing again at his stripe. "We're Lance Corporals now!" So they have their drink, and pretty soon one of the Army lasses comes up to Mick. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Paddy, go look in the dictionary and see what Gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.

Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.

Mick says to Paddy, "Why did you give me the thumbs up?"

"Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhea affects only the privates and we're Lance Corporals now!"

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: Dodfire
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52 comments :

  1. Paddy is right...they're not privates anymore..hahaha!!

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    1. I just loved this one. :)

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  2. ROFL, I didn't see that coming.

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    1. I didn't either and they are the best when you don't see them coming. :)

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  3. That one had me laughing out loud.

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    1. I'm glad to hear that Jean. :)

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    1. Yep, what are friends for. :)

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  5. Now that is pretty funny. Almost like a blonde joke. Good one Sandee. Have a super day.

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    1. He probably is a blonde. :)

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  6. Now that was funny Sandee, privates ha,ha,ha but I still enjoy blonde jokes. They really get me laughing especially the sexy ones. Just because I turned 65, I'm not dead. LOL
    Have a wonderful Tuesday my blonde friend. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. My husband is 67 and he's not dead either. :)

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  7. Of course that would not affect a Lance Corporal! Another good one. You always make me smile.

    Big hugs from soggy nawth jawjah, honey...

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    1. But yet it did. Big hugs back honey. :)

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    1. I thought so too Stephanie. :)

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  9. DOH! *face palm* from the pet rock ;-)

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    1. Seymour is one smart pet rock too. :)

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  10. You fooled me. I thought is was going to be another Mick Whack, Paddy Whack joke ... c-)

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    1. No, those are lame. Bwahahahahahaha. :)

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  11. awww... Bless their hearts. Or bless something.

    big hugs xoxo

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  12. good one! roche' wants it explained now of course. that little pistol keeps me hopping!

    smiles, bee
    xooxoxxoxo

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    1. Don't tell him or he'll be just like his dad Seymour. :)

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  13. Hahahahahaaaaa....good one!
    Have a great day!

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    1. Thank you and you have a great day too. :)

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  14. Paddy will make General.

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    1. You are probably right. :)

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  15. LOL! Paddy is blond right?

    Hope you have a wonderful day Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. I'm pretty sure he is. :)

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  16. LMAO hilarious

    Have a STDlesstastic day :-h

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    1. I thought this was pretty funny too. :)

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    1. Yes indeed Kathe. Have a fabulous day. :)

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  18. He was blonde, wasn't he?? hahahahaa

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    1. I'm pretty sure he was. :)

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  19. Ouch! Don't listen to your dumbass friends.

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    1. I agree, we see how that worked out. :)

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  20. lol silly and adorable like u! HUGSS!! :)

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    1. Thank you sweetie. You're adorable too you know. HUGSS back! :)

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  21. Great. Clap! Clap! Clap!

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    1. No pun intended I'm sure. :)

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  22. Dear Sandee, That was funny. Thank you for the smiles. Blessings dear. Catherine

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    1. t was a bit naughty too, but it was funny. Blessing to you too. :)

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  23. *snort* Giggle.... good one!

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    1. I thought so too Jean(ie). :)

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  24. That one gets a big BWAHAHAHA!!!! Good one Sandee

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    1. Yep, they aren't privates anymore. :)

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  25. I love Mick and Paddy jokes as much as blonde jokes. Poor privates.

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    1. And they are often so alike. :)

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