Thursday, October 16, 2014

I'm Pregnant

My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic!

We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to Have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"

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43 comments :

  1. Aww! bless her heart LOL

    Have a tanfabulous day Sandee :-h

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    1. Blondes are so precious. :)

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  2. Well, doggies! Bless her heart.

    Have a wonderful day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yes, she's a piece of work and then some. :)

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  3. I wonder if she should have a test done to make sure they are hers....lol

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    1. That's a great idea Ann. :)

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  4. That's so corny it's cute!

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    1. Yes, but blonde jokes are usually corny. :)

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  5. Oh that is such a good blonde joke. Mom laughed out loud for sure. Sandee, you and your family have a wonderful Thursday.

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    1. I love to make mom laugh out loud. :)

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  6. Thank God, she stopped with twin-pack testkit. Hope she gets twin-blonde tiny tots soon.
    Have a great day!

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    1. No doubt they will be blonde too. :)

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  7. Oh my gravy. That is cute!

    Big hugs and scritches for LB, honey...

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    1. Oh my gravy is right. :)

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  8. roche' said she's smart to have thought of that. i think he's blonde too.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoox

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    1. Yes, Roche is blonde. That explains so very much doesn't it. :)

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  9. That's a blonde for you. Any normal person can tell that both tests came from the same defective batch and show false positives.

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    1. You're probably right. :)

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  10. Badda Boom! Silly silly!

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    1. Yes, it's pretty silly. :)

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  11. I just love blondes. Your joke made my day Sandee. Have a wonderful day my good friend. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. I know you love blondes Paul, you're surround by blondes. :)

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  12. Too funny. If you want to enter the games ( which would be fab ) just send photo to Easy or Sammy and they will add you in the games. Big hugs xxooxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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    1. It's the photo part that I have trouble with. I can't edit the photos like you guys do. :)

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  13. Bless her poor little pea picking heart!

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    1. Pea picking heart is spot on. :)

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  14. Hoping it's her good genes passed along to the baby, and not her smarts. ;)

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    1. We are all hoping that Rosey. :)

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  15. She shouldn't be procreating. Just saying.

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    1. There's a whole bunch of people that shouldn't be procreating. :)

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  16. Heeheehee! She doesn't know how much harder twins are, does she?

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    1. I don't think she has a clue about anything. :)

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  17. Technology is amazing these days.

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    1. Yes, technology is amazing. Blondes remain the same though. :)

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  18. So funny I laughed twice.

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    1. And you're not even blonde. :)

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  19. I love this blonde joke.

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    1. It's the perfect blonde joke indeed. :)

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  20. Oh bless her twins :)) hahaha!!

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    1. It's such fun to be a blonde. :)

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