Thursday, October 9, 2014

Bus Number 54

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building, but she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions.

"Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the bus number 54. It'll take you right there."

She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago!

Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now... The 45th bus just went by!"

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Hate The Media
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50 comments :

  1. The cop should have known better :)

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    1. Yes, he should have Ann. :)

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  2. Uh oh..that means 9 more bus? :) I think the cop is at fault..hehe!

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    1. The cop is at fault. He should now better how to handle a question from a blonde. :)

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  3. indeed! the cop should've asked, "Did I get myself clear?" :D

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    1. He thought he made himself clear, but the blonde took it another way. :)

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  4. LOL I think it's about time she dyed her hair

    Have a 54tastic day Sandee :-)

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    1. Do you think that would help Steve. :)

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  5. Yeah, I saw that one a' comin'. Bless her heart.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Well blonde jokes pretty much always end up the same way. :)

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  6. Too darn funny. Silly blonde lady. Sandee, you have a really nice day.

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    1. Yes, blondes are so predicable. :)

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  7. All blondes are beautiful and so intelligent and that's from my wife and she's a blonde. Yes, I'll agree with her and it's true, look at Bee, you and my wife.
    Have a blonde wonderful Thursday Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. You're a smart man Paul. :)

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  8. What would we do without blonde jokes?

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    1. It would be pretty boring right? :)

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  9. Hahahahahahahaha....
    Have a great day!

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    1. You have a great day too my friend. :)

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  10. Silly girl, hahahaha
    Getting to the Capitol building is easier than it sounds, we drove around fifty thousand and two times trying to find good parking to go. My oldest and his wife said I shoulda' taken the public transpo. ;)

    Have a non-blonde, happy Thursday. :)

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    1. Well, you know now to take public transportation. :)

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  11. I did see that coming, but it was still funny!

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    1. Blonds jokes are just the best. :)

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  12. Bus 54, where are you?

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    1. It passed by many times. :)

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  13. It's easy to get to the capitol. Just start lying, promise everybody everything, and selling your vote. They'll send a limo to take you there and welcome you to the club!

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    1. Yep, that seems to be working very nicely for many. :)

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  14. First, I thought the same thing Jason Salas when I first began to read the joke. Second, thanks. My sister and I love blonde jokes... well, we are brunettes :-)

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    1. I'm blonde, but not a true blonde. My hairdresser knows for sure. :)

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  15. Thank goodness the bus wasn't #200!!!

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    1. I hadn't thought of that. Going to mail Lucy's pay it forward this afternoon. She'll get it in a few days. :)

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  16. HEY! I'm blond. Someone said the tides were turning and dumb MALE blond jokes were coming into fashion. I'm still waiting for that day!

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    1. There are a lot of blonde jokes for men out there. I'll post a few for you shortly. :)

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  17. I'm surprise she could count so high.

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    1. She is probably cheating. I'm pretty sure she is. :)

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  18. Which congresswoman was that? LOL!

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    1. Bwahahahahahaha. I can name a few. :)

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  19. MOL! I didn't expect that! Hahahahaha! Thanks for the giggle! I needed it today!

    Happy almost the weekend Sandee! Smooches to Little Bit!

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    1. It's all that exercise you're doing. :)

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  20. Another great blonde joke!

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    1. Blondes have so much fodder. So much. :)

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  21. Wonder what she was counting them on...?

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    1. I wonder the same thing. :)

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  22. Hahaha, I am surprised a blonde that dumb could count that high :)

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    1. Most of us are surprised by that fact. :)

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  23. Love, love the blonde jokes.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Me too honey, me too. :)

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  24. LOL...Thanks for sharing!

    I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

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    1. So far it's been very nice. :)

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  25. Blondes need more specific directions.

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    1. I agree with you Tony. :)

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