Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Breaking News

The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up and Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It.

Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa.

This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quit Your Bitching.

No Soliciting  - Unless you are dropping off a bottle of wine or want to do my laundry.

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

Have a nice day.

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: Garden Party Rocks
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  1. I prefer to do my own laundry, so just bring the wine! haha!

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. I finished up our laundry yesterday and I needed wine by the time I was done. :)

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  2. The blanket thing... yeah! It may be the cause of our divorce. I take the quilt and my favorite old indian blanket. I let hubby have the rest. But he's got a cold, so he's cold, so he wants my quilt. Uh uh, no way jose! We fight in our sleep over that blanket. Guess it's time to get him his own. Hahaha.

    What?! Barb is losing it. Who WANTS to do their own laundry?! She can come and do mine. Oh, wait, I have an awesome, best ever MIL that does it for me. Nevermind. I will just take the wine, too!

    Have a great day Sandee! Glad you figured out my blog was mine! Sorry for the vagueness. I have issues with a coworker and didn't want to give him fodder if I could help it. Going, slightly incognito.

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    1. Hubby and I don't fight over the blankets, but I've heard many a story about some major tug of war over that blanket.

      I remember that guy you've had trouble with at work. Some people just can't keep their noses to themselves. :)

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  3. I love that expression, "call 1 800 waa-waaa" and I plan on borrowing it a time or two.

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    1. I said this more than once Jean. :)

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  4. But it is so much fun to moan and groan and complain. The wine is definitely the answer. You have one heck of a day Sandee, Zane and Little Bit too.

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    1. It can be, but when you go too far then enough is enough. :)

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  5. Wine a little and everyone will feel and look better...at least through my end of the lens😘
    Love these.

    Time to pack. Big hugs, my friend...

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    1. That's the truth, but everyone knows how much we love our wine. :)

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  6. Huh! Have a great Tuesday Sandee.

    Paul

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    1. You too Paul. Stay dry and warm. :)

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  7. oh bwa hahahah I always like saying "Quit yer cryin".....cheers and I'm laughing!

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    1. I do too Kathe. Have fun in Mexico. :)

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  8. LOL! The blanket one is too funny!

    Happy Tortie Tuesday Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. That blanket one can be oh so true. :)

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    1. I agree Kyla. No sniveling allowed. :)

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  10. Mrs C has her own blanket.

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    1. That solves many problems doesn't it. :)

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  11. And that's that LOL

    Have a tellemstraighttastic day Sandee :-h

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  12. A little bitching and moaning is common enough, but not to the extent the Drama Queen Brigade around here takes it. Thanks for the laughs.

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    1. Absolutely no Drama Queen Brigade. I'm with you on this. :)

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  13. Where ever that wreck was - that is where I am!

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    1. Yikes. I hope things change for the best and very soon. :)

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  14. Mrs Mike and i fight over the covers some times as well. Bug Time Hugs!! :-h :-f :) g-)

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    1. Not a good thing is it'? Nope, it isn't. :)

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  15. Heeheehee! And we insist on separate blankets!

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    1. If you're going to fight over them then one does need their own. :)

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  16. Sounds like a great doctor. sound advice ;)
    I normally win the blanket fights :)
    Faythe @ GrammyMouseTails

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    1. We women usually do win that fight. Bless their hearts. :)

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    2. heheehee ((snickers))), BTW, Happy Chocolate day :D

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    3. I love Chocolate days. :)

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  17. I like that last one.LOL! Hubby's the blanket hog. I'm the one in my summer jammies with the cold toes.

    Our buddies are all traveling and we're at home. Bummer. We might need to raise a ruckus on the web while they are gone. Big hugs from up Nawth. :)

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    1. I'm heading to the boat tomorrow for a cruise to Marina West Yacht Club, but the weather looks a bit bleak. Oh well, we're going anyway. :)

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  18. Maybe I'll just shut up then!

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    1. Got to pick your battles Binky. Some aren't worth the fight. :)

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  19. That is a great one Sandee. Sorry, not been around lately, but having a rough time---having surgery Nov. 7 hope that will solve this little problem of mine. You may know I only comment on two sites, yours and Odie's on a regular basis. But do manage to return visits from strangers who stop by and leave a comment.

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    1. And Babs is another you visit. I don't see you around much that's for sure. I appreciate that you visit me and I'll always visit you. :)

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  20. lol on the blanket thing, I just wrestled w/my husband to get my half this morning. He never woke up but still beat me in the blanket tug of war. ;)

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    1. Yep, you are the exception you know. Most of the time we win the blanket battle. :)

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  21. The blanket line - so funny - and true. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. Very true. The blanket battle has been happening since the first blanket was made. :)

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  22. Love the weaker sex one & I can relate to that fully. Now it's time to ride the pity train.

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    1. Yep that blanket one has been in the center of conflict since the beginning to time. :)

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