A High School Teacher’s List of Wisest Words:
There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.
When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
Don’t dumb it down.
You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.
If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.
Never park in front of a bar.
Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.
Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.
Hold your heroes to a high standard.
A suntan is earned, not bought.
Never lie to your doctor.
All guns are loaded.
Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.
The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.
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