A High School Teacher’s List of Wisest Words:
Forgive yourself for your mistakes.
Know at least one good joke.
Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.
Know how to cook one good meal.
Learn to drive a stick shift.
Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime.
It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself.
Dance with your mother/father.
Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.
Always thank the host.
If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.
Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.
There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.
Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk.
Keep your word.
In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.
Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.
Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.
Don’t be the talker in a movie.
The opposite sex likes people who shower.
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