A High School Teacher’s List of Wisest Words:
Take a vacation from your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.
Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.
A handshake beats an autograph.
Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.
If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.
If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.
Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.
Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.
When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.
Eat lunch with the new kids.
When traveling, keep your wits about you.
It’s never too late for an apology.
Don’t pose with booze.
If you have the right of way, take it.
You don’t get to choose your own nickname.
When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.
Never push someone off a dock.
Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.
It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.
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