Sunday, September 28, 2014

Silly Sunday

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Racism, Racism, Racism

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”

The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am, but let me ask you something…

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in AutoZone.”

Hat tip: cube from The Blog
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Ron R
4. Woodsterman
5. Blogitudes
6. Cranky
7. messymimi
8. Just Out
9. Cruisin' Paul

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40 comments :

  1. bahahahaha!!! Bless his Irish heart.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yes indeed. Big hugs back. :)

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  2. I so didn't see that coming. Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. I didn't either. I think it's because of the title. :)

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  3. LOL aww! hope he got jis sausages in the end

    I have always thought "Sausages" was a funny sounding word keep saying it it gets funnier heheh!

    Have a sausagetastic day :-h

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    1. Sausages is making you laugh. Imagine that.

      Have a sausagetastic day. :)

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  4. That doesn't answer the question about what isle Irish sausage is in.....lol

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    1. I know, but it's funny. :)

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  5. LOL LOL I didn't see that one coming either.

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    1. I love the ones that I can't see coming. :)

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  6. That is pretty darn funny. The Mom laughed out loud. Happy Sunday to you Sandee.

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    1. I like to make your mom laugh out loud. :)

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  7. Auto Zone ha,ha,ha. Have a great day Sunday Sandee. I've been watching the Ryder Cup this weekend buy unfortunately the U.S. contingent of golfers are losing badly. I'll be back on my blog tomorrow. See ya my friend.

    Paul

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    1. I wondered why you didn't post today. Now I know why. See you tomorrow. :)

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  8. Ha, he stepped right into that one. ;) Happy Sunday to you!

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  9. LOL Great one, Sandee!!! :D Thank you so much for starting Sunday off with a super huge laugh! I hope yours started off the same and that you have a wonderful day all the way through! :)

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    1. I just love being silly. I love it way too much. You have a wonderful day too. :)

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  10. As long as you're there, there's no harm in trying.

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    1. All they can do is say no. :)

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  11. good one! and no, roche' isn't going, he's staying with the governor of the pool because he has a cat named lovey that roche' has a huge crush on. now he wants to be there all the time... little bugger!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxo

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    1. You know Roche is so much like his dad Seymour. So much. :)

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  12. That's weird, I wouldn't of guessed Irish. I would of said Democrat. c-)

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    1. Of course you would Odie. :)

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  13. You are ending my day with a laugh - lol!

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    1. That's a good way to end the day honey. :)

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  14. And the guy is still wondering where the Irish sausage is located! Good one.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. And you and I are saying...Bless his heart. :)

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  15. Hey Sandee, I'm 1/16th Irish, but nevertheless love the joke!

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    1. You're smarter than a whip too Ron. :)

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  16. Cute! But I'm not sure "Are you Irish?" would be the question I would have asked if someone was asking me about groceries in AutoZone. Maybe, "Are you drunk?"

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    1. Well, there is that question too Stephanie. :)

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  17. Heeheehee! That's one i would never have guessed!

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    1. Yes the title really throws one off. :)

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  18. dear Sandee, That was funny. Thank you. Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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    1. Blessing to you and yours honey. :)

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  19. I thought I heard my name ;-)

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  20. hahaha!! I hope he found his hotdogs and enjoyed it :)

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    1. I hope so too Rocks. :)

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