Sunday, September 21, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Your Daughter is Pregnant

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. bethere2day
3. Blogitudes
4. Ron R
5. messymimi
6. Woodsterman
7. Cruisin' Paul
8. Cranky Old Man
9. Jean R.
10. Barb
11. Stephanie
12. Margs Animals
13. Bye Duke
14. Mail4Rosey
15. Kylascott
16. Annie
17. Kathe W.
18. Tony McGurk
19. Mike Golch
20. Traveling Bells
21. cube
22. Catherine
23. Binky

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50 comments :

  1. LMAO I was imagining the doctor's reactions heheh!

    Have a diagnosetastic day :-h

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    1. Yep, it was pretty weird indeed. :)

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  2. Gandalf's abdomen in swollen. I hope three wise men won't be showing up here expecting supper.

    Have a perfect day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. I'm sure you'll be just fine. What's up with Gandalf's abdomen thought? :)

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  3. The sad thing about this joke is that doctors probably deal with this kind of denial every day.

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    1. They do I'm sure Stephanie. :)

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  4. Good one Sandee, Too funny. Hope you and Zane and that Little Bit all have a grand Sunday Sandee. Take care too.

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    1. We are on the boat Marg and we're enjoying the day. :)

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  5. I'm not sure which one is funnier, a mother thinking her daughter isn't having sex or a doctor expecting to see not one but three "Wise" men

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    1. I'm thinking the three wise men is the more ridiculous. :)

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  6. Good morning Sandee. Have a great Sunday my friend. Enjoy the day and have fun on the water. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Thanks for the joke Paul. :)

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  7. Denial. A great state to live in sometimes. :) Great joke Sandee. You always make me laugh - especially on Sundays - and I much appreciate it and you! Hope you have a great day. :)

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    1. There's a lot of denial going on too. Bless all their hearts. You have a great day too honey. :)

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  8. What a smarty pants doctor. I like him! :)

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    1. I like a smarty pants doctor too. :)

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  9. The doctor could have told her that it was cancer and the daughter had six months to live. Come to think of it, that girl might only have six hours to live.

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    1. Yep, this could happen too. :)

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  10. She wasn't good, she was great! c-)

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    1. Well in your view Odie. :)

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  11. That's hysterical! I would love to know the mothers reaction after the doctors three wise men statement. Boy, was he helpful...

    I hope you're having a blast on your boat!

    xoxo And hugs to you-

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    1. Yep, I thought this was funny too. Sometimes life is just funny. Hugs and love back Annie. :)

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  12. ah yes...that Mother is living near the river called De Nile.....god one Sandee- have a lovely day today!

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    1. De Nile. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love that Kathe. :)

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  13. whoops- I meant to say Good one!

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    1. I didn't even catch that. :)

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  14. A miracle, a miracle!!!

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  15. I saw a thing on TV recently about a teenagwer who was diagnosed as pregnant. She kept insisting she was still a virgin. The Doc sent her for an ultrasound & it turned out she had a massive cyst in her abdomen.

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    1. See she was telling the truth. It makes you wonder how she could test positive for pregnancy. :)

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  16. Heeheehee! Mom, wise up!

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    1. Yes, mom is a bit biased here. :)

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  17. Tell it like it is Doc! :-h :))

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  18. Poor doc. I'm sure this happens often. Good one!

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Denial is a wonderful thing for a bit then the reality sets in. :)

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  19. I am just glad the dr. was patient and had a sense of humor!! Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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    1. Yes, he had a great sense of humor. :)

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  20. Maybe it's one in a billion.

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  21. hahaha!!! the normal reaction of moms :)

    I'm so glad our internet is back :)

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    1. Good to see you Rocks. I'm glad you have your Internet back too. :)

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  22. Wonder what the girl was thinking.. :)

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    1. She may be scared of her parents. :)

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  23. Good answer doctor. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. That doctor has a wicked sense of humor too. :)

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