Thursday, September 25, 2014

My Wife...

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8 round magazine, and yelled, “Who in here has been having my wife?”

A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, “You need more ammo!”

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: Pic 2 Fly
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57 comments :

  1. sounds like his wife has been a very busy gal

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  2. Whopsie!

    Have yourself a fabulous day, honey. big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yep, she got busted. :)

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  3. You gave me a great big laugh to start my day. Thanks!

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    1. I'm happy about that Jean. :)

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  4. It isso good to start the day with a good laugh.That guy got what he asked for.
    Sandee, you and Zane and Little Bit have a great day.

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    1. Yep, he's going to have to get a lot more ammo. :)

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  5. Some battles just aren't worth being won.
    However, if he just drops the eight closest patrons, it will at least thin the herd...just sayin'.

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    1. Thinning the herd needs doing. Often. :)

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  6. Well that'll get a man shot too (not what you want to say with a man toting weapons, lol).

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    1. Yes indeed. Something about taking it out on the messenger. :)

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  7. Silly boy. Have a beautiful day Sandee

    Paul

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    1. Not at all. I think divorce would be a better alternative. :)

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  9. Funny, but not a wise comment.

    I know, it's just a joke...and a good one at that.

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    1. Not a wise comment at all. :)

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  10. Oh, she's one of those "friendly" people! Lol! Love that... More ammo!

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    1. She's very, very friendly Jean(ie). :)

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  11. Don't ask the question if you aren't gonna be able to deal with the answer;

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    1. Probably has time for little else. :)

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  13. Probably the guy 's 'magazine' is meant to supplement his 'ammo' deficiency!
    Have a great day!

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    1. This could be the case. :)

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  14. ouch! Have a great day Sandee!

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    1. Yep, and you have a great day too my friend. :)

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  15. Maybe a shotgun would work better.

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  16. LMAO brilliant =D>

    Have a blasttastic day :-h

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    1. I thought is was pretty brilliant too. :)

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  17. Uh oh! That's not good! :)

    Hope you're having a beautiful day! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. Not good at all. We are having a beautiful day. It rained. :)

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  18. :)) OUCH! :D :-h :-f

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    1. Double ouch. :)

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    2. That's not exactly good news ... c-)

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    3. No Odie, it's not. :)

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  19. Heeheehee! Might as well give up at that point!

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    1. I'm thinking the same thing. :)

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  20. Damn, should have had a bigger ammo clip!

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    1. Yep, a way bigger ammo clip. :)

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  21. Time for a new wife.

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  22. Ha ha ha! I didn't see that coming and laughed out loud. It startled the dog which made it even better!

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    1. I love it when the dog gives you that look. I always say, What? :)

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  23. roche' wants to know why. he's still deciding whether to cruise or stay with his sitter. he loves both.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxo

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    1. Don't tell Roche. He's too young to know these kinds of things. Okay on the cruise. :)

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  24. Seymour doesn't get it...the joke. I tried to 'splain it to him, but he just gives me that blank stare one comes to expect from geology.

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    1. He know more than he's leading you to believe. We know Seymour knows all about women. Well, women rocks that is. :)

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  25. Oh my! Somebody's been a little too busy.

    Thanks for the laughs. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yes, this little gal has been very, very busy. :)

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  26. Oh Sandee...haha too good. Loved the answer..thanks for the laugh and have a wonderful weekend ahead.
    xo

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    1. You are most welcome Tammy. My best to you and your mom. :)

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  27. Poor guy. That's a bad day.

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    1. A very, very bad day. :)

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  28. Bet his wife is going to be shot!

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