Thursday, September 18, 2014

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

Hat tip: Faythe of GrammyMouseTails
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48 comments :

  1. Honesty is the best policy - LOL, love this one.

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  2. mmm... KFC for everybody! LOL.

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. We're going to have KFC Saturday night. :)

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  3. fried chicken... sigh. it's been sooooo long! i can almost smell it if i close my eyes. roche' wants to know what the big deal is about fried chicken, i told him he just wouldn't understand. he stormed off in a huff. now he is in bed with d#1 trying to wake her to "tell on me".

    smiles, bee
    xooxxoxoxo

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    1. Roche is a hoot isn't he. :)

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  4. LMAO...Seymour doesn't get it though...

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    1. Rocks never seem to get this. :)

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  5. LOL I like KFC too not too often though

    Have a clucktastic day ;-)

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    1. Me either Steve, but it's a treat when we do. :)

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  6. Poor boy...hahahaha.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. Yep, he likes chicken and he's never going to say anything different. :)

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  7. What dumb teacher. If a student of mine had given me that answer I would have said I agree. I love fried chicken and "Colonel Sanders.", Ha,ha,ha. I also love steak, hamburgers , pork chops and sausages. I love them all.
    Have a wonderful day my good friend. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. I'm with you Paul. I like all those things too. :)

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  8. Can't blame the kid, fried chicken is awesome!

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    1. It sure is Jean(ie). :)

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  9. Don't ask the question if you can't take the answer.

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    1. Yep, some teachers don't get it. :)

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  10. Teacher is wrong, that is funny.

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    1. Yes the teacher is wrong Joe. :)

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  11. oh hahahah good one! I love fried chicken too! But I also love live chickies ..they are so cute industriously pecking and eating up all the slug eggs and bugs in the farmers gardens!

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    1. I love baby chicks too, but I was raised on a farm and it was food to us. :)

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  12. Restraint is a good thing to teach too, hahahahaah

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    1. Well, this little guy doesn't get restraint. :)

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  13. That is pretty funny unless you happen to like real chickens. Poor kid just didn't understand. Love the Colonial Sanders part. Have a great day Sandee and Zane and Little Bit too.

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    1. Yep this kid is my kind of kid. :)

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  14. I love this. This little fellow is correct. Some people simply do not like the truth!
    Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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    1. This little fellow is correct indeed Catherine.

      Have a blessed day. :)

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  15. I like fried chickens as well a baked, bar-b-que, and chicken and dumplins! Out grew my beef taste a while back!

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  16. But of course he would admire Colonel Sanders most. This was too funny

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    1. Popeye's is very good too. :)

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  17. Your teacher needs a sense of humor! Heeheehee!

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    1. Yes, the teacher does need a sense of humor. :)

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  18. This is too funny. Have a great weekend, Sandee.

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    1. Thanks Wade and you and yours have a great weekend too. :)

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  19. I wonder if he likes the Colonel fried too?

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    1. I don't know Binky, but it's a good question. :)

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  20. That was cute - I like KFC too - but not too often!

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    1. Same here. It's going to be our meal on Saturday though. Have a meeting and company too. No time for cooking. :)

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  21. That is so funny. I love the fried chicken answer.

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    1. I did too Lady Lilith. :)

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  22. Ha!!! I haven't had KFC for a looong looong time & it's just down the road from here. Well I guess tomorrow's another meal opportunity. Now I just have to decide if I wanna upsize it

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  23. I do like the extra crispy chicken. I guess anything with extra calories :))
    thanks for the hat tip :D

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    1. I love all things KFC. :)

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  24. way too honest :) puts you in trouble sometimes but hey I love fried chicken too!!! :)

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    1. I was raised on fried chicken. That was the preferred way to cook chicken. :)

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