Tuesday, September 23, 2014

About Women

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gains her masters.

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

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  1. tears don't work on my husband. Come to think of it, they didn't work too well on my ex either. I must not be using them right :)

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    1. I'm not much for tears either, and I'm female. Hubby is a sucker for tears though. :)

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  2. I really don't do tears. Maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years. Dang it.

    Have a lovely day! And me, too. big hugs xoxo

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    1. Me either. If I'm going to have a good cry, then I'll do it by myself. :)

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  3. I think experience applies to women too--I know I do this!

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    1. Yep, it does Karen. :)

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  4. Tears never worked on my husband either. It never occurred to me that I wasn't dong them right. Who Knew! LOL

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  5. All good points and probably all very true. Like the definition of experience. It explains a lot of things. Have a wonderful Tuesday Sandee, Zane and Little Bit.

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    1. Yes, we all live and learn. :)

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  6. Marriage...a constant learning process for both parties!

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    1. Exactly Stephanie. This is poking fun, but it's serious business for both. :)

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  7. Good food for thought there.

    Happy Toos-day. Big hugs times two, and scritches for LB, honey...

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    1. Happy Toos-day to you too honey. :)

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  8. A good laugh this morning. My wife, well I have to say that I'm a very lucky man to have found her to deal with my stroke, the pressures after that and still have 3 children. Without her I don't know what I would be doing today.Her smile and laugh makes my day and as far as ECSTASY, va va voom.
    Have a fantastic Tuesday Sandee and keep on smiling. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Your wife is a jewel and we all know it Paul. :)

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  9. I love that definition of marriage.

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    1. Yes, me too Rhonda. :)

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  10. A wedding is a simultaneous funeral for 2 people.

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    1. For some marriages this is spot on. :)

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  11. I smile a lot! :)

    Hope all has been well with you Sandee! Extra scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. I can see that. All is well here my friend. :)

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  12. Haha! I usually put everything down to experience...I know I am right heheh!

    Have a tanfabulistic day :-)

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    1. You are a smart man Steve. :)

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  13. I'm not big on tears either. I just get angry. I'm like David Banner... you won't like me if I get angry ;-)

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    1. If momma isn't happy, nobody is happy. :)

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    2. I know that's what they say, but if daddy isn't happy, nobody is happy either. I think the secret is keeping everybody happy. Easy, right?

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    3. This is indeed true. The secret is keeping everybody happy and sometimes that's difficult. :)

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  14. The person who wrote that definition of yawn never met my Sweetie -- he can talk the hind leg off a mule, and i seldom get a word in! LOL

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    1. I've known a few guys that can talk you head off. My brother is one of those guys. :)

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  15. There's a lot to be said for experience...and smiles. :) Have a happy Tuesday!! w-)

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  16. I am a sucker for tears, for sure.

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    1. My hubby is too. It's good I don't cry very often. :)

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  17. I never use tears to manipulate my sweetie....laughter works better.......I just laugh and laugh and get my way heh heh heh

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    1. Ditto here Kathe. No need for tears. :)

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  18. Like that setting things straight one!

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  19. Smiles are better than tears any day.

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  20. Laughng...I love the 'Marriage agreement- I had a feeling the men I've loved made me smarter. :)))

    And there are few things better than a smile- :))

    Have a wonderful evening/day my friend,

    Tons of love-

    xoxo

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    1. Yes, few things are better than a smile. Love and hugs back. :)

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