Saturday, August 30, 2014

Three Friends

Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned. They each had to come before St. Peter to be admitted into heaven.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife.

St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy.

"Sorry, can't let you in, either." said St. Peter. "You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously... "It's not looking good for us Dick."

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Cruise Line Fans
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  1. There is still suspense here, did St Peter allow them in?

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    1. Peter...Dick. I"m guessing so. :)

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  2. bahahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

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    1. It's a bit naughty, but oh so funny. :)

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  3. LMAO and LOL @ Haddock's comment :D

    Have a tanfastic Saturday :-h

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    1. Yep, that's a great comment. :)

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  4. Too funny especially Haddock's comment. Thanks for the good laugh this morning. Happy Saturday to you Sandee and Zane too.

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    1. Yes, that was a great comment indeed. :)

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  5. LOL. I wasn't sure where this was going but I should have seen it!

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    1. I should have seen it too, but didn't. :)

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  6. I'm glad you enjoyed the joke Sandee . I hope you are feeling a little bit better this morning. Hang in there my good friend. Eat some garlic and drink herbal tea. I'll see you on Monday after I return from the reunion. Try to have a wonderful Saturday Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. You've some great jokes you post Paul. I have to steal them from time to time. :)

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  7. OMGoodness that was funny!

    Have yourselves a germ-free Saturday. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. I'm trying honey. I sure feel rough though. :)

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  8. Funny! Alternate punch line "Were up next Richard."

    No, Dick is funnier.

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    1. Yes, that would have helped. :)

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  9. "Let's go, Peter".

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  10. I heard it that every Tom, Dick, and Hairy wanted to get in. Then, ...
    :) :( :)) :(( =)) =D> :D :P

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    1. You are probably right Jim. :)

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  11. He should have called him Richard. :)

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    1. Yes, he should have. :)

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  12. Sometimes you just know the score! Heeheehee!

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  13. hahahahahahahaaaa...
    have great weekend!

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    1. You have a great weekend too my friend. :)

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  14. Tee hee St Peter vs Dick!

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    1. Yep, some of us got that and some didn't. :)

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    1. I'm being a bit naughty today. :)

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  16. Do you really think ST "Peter" would have a problem with "Dick"

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    1. Not one bit Ron, not one bit. :)

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  17. Laughing...hard...I loved this post from the first paragraph, "You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

    You're so funny- I can count on you for so much. Thanks for the endorphins!

    Tons of love,

    Have a great week-end Sandee-

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    1. I thought it was a cute joke and I got to steal it too. Big hugs and have a great weekend too honey. :)

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  18. roche' didn't get it. of course. sigh...

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. I'm sure you explained it to him? Right. :)

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  19. hahahahaha!! I can't stop laughing :) and I am in the office :D

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    1. Well, they will be wondering all day what you were laughing about. :)

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