Tuesday, August 12, 2014

The Letter

There were two guys in the Army. One day one of the guys gets a letter from his mother and after reading it becomes very sad. His friend (the other guy) asked him what was wrong.

The first guy responded by handing him the letter.

So the second guy reads that his friends mother had written that the first guy's girlfriend was in bed with arthritis. "Well" The friend said to the first guy, "That's not so bad."

The first guy turns to him and says "Yea, That's what you think. I know those Ritis boys and Art is the worst one!"

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  1. Aww! bless him LMAO

    Have a painfreetastic week :-h

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    1. Yep, he doesn't have a full happy meal does he. :)

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  2. LOL - I love a play on words.

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    1. This is a big play on words too. :)

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  3. Good one Sandee, sure did make me laugh. Have a super Tuesday Sandee and our best to Zane and Little Bit too.

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    1. Yep, perception is an amazing thing. :)

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  4. Ha,ha,ha, Art Ritis. What are his brothers names? Have a wonderful day Sandee. At the moment it's thundering. I think it's going to rain again. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. He's not the brightest crayon in the box is he. :)

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  5. Is that short for Arthur Ritis ... c-)

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  6. The second guy's girlfriend was in bed with Rick Etts.

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    1. Possible. It is possible. :)

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  7. That was a good one and ole Art is the worst of them boys lol

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    1. Yep, apparently Art is the worst of them boys. :)

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  8. I know those Ritis boys too and would not put a damn thing pass them.

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    1. I know them too and they sure cause a lot of pain. :)

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  9. I have heard about that Arrhur! Good one.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  10. You gotta watch out for those fellas named Art... ;)

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  11. Tee hee.....happy Tuesday!

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    1. Happy Tuesday to you too honey. :)

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  12. Ouch!! those ristis boys are painfully mean too. hope they stay away from you!
    hugs from GrammyMouseTails :)

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    1. They've already paid me a visit. Not too badly though.

      Hugs back my friend. :)

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  13. Haha. Not the sharpest soldier.

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  14. Poor girlfriend. She must be worn out. LOL!
    Have a great day, Sandee!

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    1. I'm guessing she is.

      You have a great day too. :)

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  15. Oh no, not Art! LOL!

    Hope you had a lovely day Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. No one wants to get that Art. :)

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  16. They should be banished from the land.

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    1. I wish is was Binky. It's awful stuff. :)

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  17. Heeheehee! That's one man i know better than to want in my life! LOL

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    1. I've already got him and I don't care for him one bit. :)

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  18. I can understand why he got out of joint over the letter...*ducking boos and throwd Icy Hot empties*

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    1. Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up. :)

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  19. This is one of those punny jokes that I should've seen coming, but I did'nt. Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. I love these kinds of jokes. They are corny, but fun. :)

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  20. Ha Ha!!! Art often gives me a hard time too

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