Saturday, August 16, 2014

The Exam

Drivers Education Exam Answers

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

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  1. Those are terrific. Just goes to show how important common sense is in one's thinking. Thanks for a good laugh this morning. Have a fantastic weekend, Sandee, Zane and the Little Bit too.

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    1. Common sense is something some folks don't have. Bless their hearts. :)

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  2. I really like the one that says bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do.". I would allow that man go through first with a bright smile.
    Have a beautiful Saturday Sandee. Say hi to everyone from Cruisin Paul from Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. You have a beautiful Saturday too Paul. :)

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  3. sandee those are really cute. thanks for the laugh this morning. i woke up roche' laughing and then i had to read them to him of course. i'll be happy when he reads himself - the little bugger.

    hugs, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. He's a bit cranky when you wake him up. I remember that about him. He is a little bugger too. :)

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  4. Just remember the horn is on your car to call attention to yourself when spotting a hot pedestrian of the opposite gender.

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    1. That was an actual choice on a state driver's licence exam about "The horn is on your vehicle for".

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    2. So that's what the horn is for. I'll remember that. :)

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    3. I'll have to retest on my 70th birthday, but I'll study before then. So it's acutally on the test. :)

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    4. It was, but not Kowlifornya and not recently.

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    5. In Kowlifornya they flip you the bird. I'm sure that's on the driving test. :)

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  5. love this! Especially #1! Have a safe weekend!

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    1. I loved #1 the best too. So true in many areas. :)

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  6. If the pick - up is 4 wheel drive and jacked up in the air, I yield to all three other drivers just to put some distance between us. Just sayin'.

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    1. You are spot on about this Driller. :)

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  7. LOl the replies are spot on though aren't they hahaha!

    Have a tanfastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. Yes they are Steve. Have a fabulous weekend. :)

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  8. These made me laugh out loud, but the kitties didn't mind. Laughs are always a good thing.

    Big hugs from our final day in Redmond, honey...

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    1. You can't fix stupid honey. :)

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  9. Heeheehee! Scary and funny at the same time!

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    1. It is scary, but there are lots of people who think this way and they are on the roads. :)

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  10. Now I don't have to study for the test!

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    1. No, there's no need to study now Binky. :)

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  11. Yes, the fellow in the first joke definitely had the right of way....Laughing...All of these jokes are great. I love Comedy Plus-

    I hope you're having a terrific week-end-

    Hugs and love-

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    1. I hope you're having a terrific weekend too honey. Big hugs and tons of love. :)

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  12. Those are all good. I have a pickup with a gun rack and nobody seems to yield around here----but then everyone else has one too.

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    1. Well, that makes all the difference doesn't it. :)

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  13. No heavy psychedelics for me, just good ole rot gut! ;-)
    Thanks for visiting us at Animal Anarchy.

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  14. Well, maybe I should restudy for that… Thanks Sandee!

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    1. Perhaps you should Sarah. You are most welcome. :)

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  15. Nice tips for the test. I enjoyed the first one "Guns don't kill, I do."

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    1. The first one is the best one indeed. :)

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  16. Now I know why I didn't pass my drivers test the first time around. I got the question about the difference between the two flashing lights wrong.... :I)

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    1. Your comments always crack me up Ann. You've a wonderful sense of humor. :)

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  17. The first one is my favorite, and the most true :)

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  18. ROFLMAO
    These remind me of answers my brother would give.

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    1. I know a lot of people that would give these answers. :)

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  19. lol My husband thinks Michigan highways are busy and he gets annoyed. When we get to the traffic in a city like Chicago or D.C. he's ready to run for the hills. ;)

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    1. I would be ready to run for the hills too. We live in a small town and when we have to go into the big city we don't care for it one bit. :)

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  20. This really explains a lot Sandee.

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