Sunday, August 10, 2014

Silly Sunday

Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

The Call Girls

One day about a month ago, Mr. President was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge--a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States.  How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "$200."

To the brunette he made a similar proposition. Her reply was "$200."

He made the same offer to the redhead. Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, keep it as high as the gas prices, keep me warmer than my apartment, and screw me the way you do the public, believe me, Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes

Silly Sunday Participants

1. Silly Sunday
2. BFDude
3. bethere2day
4. Ron R
5. Blogitudes
6. messymimi
7. Woodsterman
8. Ann
9. Cruisin' Paul
10. Cranky
11. Adam
12. LUCKY_LADY
13. Karan
14. Suzanne Lucas

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44 comments :

  1. Here here! A round of applause for the redhead heheh!

    Have a honeststastic week :-h

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    1. Yes a round of applause for the redhead. :)

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  2. Three cheers for the redhead. I'm betting the president chose either the blonde or the brunette though

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    1. I think you are right Ann. :)

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  3. Bet he's sorry he asked. LOL and I'm pretty sure he didn't go with the redhead. Thanks for the early morning laugh dear Sandee! I hope your Sunday is spectacular! :D

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    1. Yep, he's very sorry he asked and I'm sure he didn't go with the redhead either. :)

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  4. I still enjoy that joke. Have a wonderful exciting day Silly Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Thank for letting me steal lots of your jokes. I appreciate that very much. :)

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  5. If he could do all that, he wouldn't be president, he'd be a magician or a miracle worker! Heeheehee!

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    1. Amen to this messymimi. :)

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  6. Good one Sandee. I too bet he took the blonde or the brunette. Sandee, enjoy your Sunday. Our best to Zane and Little Bit too.

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    1. We're pretty much all in agreement with that. :)

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  7. LOL I have not heard that one, its cute!!
    Have a great day!

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    1. I'd not heard it either. I thought it was spot on. :)

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  8. now roche' wants to be a redhead... sigh.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxxo

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    1. I'm sure you can make that happen honey. :)

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  9. Isn't this joke left over from the Clinton era?

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    1. It could be older than that. It's been around for a very long time. :)

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  10. yep! She said it all! Good one Sandee- and have a fabulous day!

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    1. She sure did honey. :)

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  11. This reminds me of a post that Team Member Tempest made on our blog Undead in the Netherworld last year. I'm not putting it in the Linky because it's such an old post, but your post reminded me of it and I thought you might get a kick out of it.
    http://undeadinthenetherworld.blogspot.com/2013/04/a-to-z-blogging-challenge-t-is-for.html

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    1. There has always been so much fodder for those in government. I loved your piece and linked it to this Silly Sunday post. :)

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  12. And that mt friend is so true lol

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    1. And has been for a very long time. :)

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  13. That redhead is spot on!

    Big hugs and smiles, honey...

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  14. No words..have a great week

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    1. Yes, it's been going on for president after president after president. :)

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  15. Haha. A rated PG-13 one. Hope you have a good Sunday.

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    1. It's probably rated a bit more than PG-13, :)

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  16. Leave it to a redhead! :)

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  17. Wonder who that President was? Only one guess allowed.

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    1. Could be any of them. :)

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  18. :) Ha ha, I'd also say the red head should get if free. =D>

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  19. The Redhead qualifies to be the next President.

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  20. That's why we never hear about the redhead, they're too smart for their own good. :)

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    1. Way too smart for their own good. :)

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  21. Way to go red head girl!! :)

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    1. Yes, she was spot on. :)

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  22. I don't like his chances...

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    1. Yep, she's not going to get what he was looking for with that redhead. :)

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