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The Call Girls
One day about a month ago, Mr. President was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge--a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "$200."
To the brunette he made a similar proposition. Her reply was "$200."
He made the same offer to the redhead. Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, keep it as high as the gas prices, keep me warmer than my apartment, and screw me the way you do the public, believe me, Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
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