Saturday, August 2, 2014

Men Should Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

Image credit: Lenon Honor
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  1. Yep, they really should learn to listen. Maybe when pigs fly.

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    1. Perhaps when pigs fly, but probably not. :)

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  2. Well, no winners in this round. haha!

    big hugs xoxo

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  3. LOL serves him right hahahaha!

    Have an oinktastic day Sandee :-h

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  4. Title nails it - Men should listen.

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    1. They just can't Rhonda. They just can't. :)

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  5. whew, roche' said at least she didn't say "rock"! he might have started dancing.

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Roche is a pistol and then some. :)

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  6. Too funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning Sandee. I am still laughing. Have a fantastic Saturday.g-)

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    1. Glad I could make you laugh Marg. Scritches to the babies. :)

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  7. I live in a house with two women, my wife and daughter and guess what? I always hear men should listen because men are always wrong as far as my daughter tells me.Ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful day Sandee. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Well we each have our good points and our not so good.

      You have a wonderful day too my friend. :)

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  8. Sometimes it pays to listen! This was hilarious! Have a great day!

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    1. Perception is a tricky thing. :)

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  9. A man simply would have flashed his head lights to warn about pigs.

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    1. Women are way different. It's a good thing. :)

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  10. The woman should have been clear in her commnuication.
    Have a great day!

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    1. Both could have done better. :)

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  11. hahaha at the comment above me. :)

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  12. Well you do make the dumb blonde jokes, so I guess you can dish out a good one against men...but watch it!

    I was also thinking (after laughing) mmmm...bacon.

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    1. Roger that Joe. I'll try to be nicer to you guys. Well maybe.

      Now I'm thinking about bacon too. :)

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  13. Poor lady. I wonder when, if ever, she had been called the "B" word lately. =D>
    Have a nice day, Sandee. And yes, our travel will be cut since the London kids
    finally came back to Texas. Just short things now for a while I suppose. Sigh. :)

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    1. I hear you. We are in the same boat. Travel is down to almost nothing. Sigh here too. :)

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  14. Maybe all of us should listen -- and learn to say it more effectively! Very funny story, though!

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    1. This is so very true indeed. :)

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  15. Occasionally a blind hog will find an acorn---he should have listened to that rare one.

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    1. Yes, but it could have been worded a bit differently. :)

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  16. Haha, well, there you have it. Men should listen!

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    1. Sometimes women don't listen either. :)

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  17. I wonder if the woman crashed into a ...

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    1. I hadn't thought of that Binky. :)

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  18. That pig probably flew ;-)

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  19. Nope. Guys never listen! Bless their hearts.

    Big hugs, honey...

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    1. It's because some of them know everything. :)

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