Thursday, July 10, 2014

The Genie

A truck driver was driving down the highway one afternoon and heard a "pop."

Thinking that perhaps he had blown a tire, he stopped and went out to check his tires.

He found a bottle laying in the gutter.

He picked it up and wiped off the label to see what kind of bottle it was when a very old genie popped out.

The genie said, "Man, I'm too old for this! You get one wish, not three - just one."

The driver thought long and hard, and finally said,

"It would be really nice for all the bridges to be wide enough that over-sized loads could get through without any trouble."

The genie said, "Do you know how many bridges that would be?!

Can't you come up with something simpler?"

The driver replied, "How about you make all the blondes as smart as brunettes?"

The genie answered, "Well how wide would you like those bridges?"

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: wordfromthewell
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    1. I'm a blonde and I thought is was good too. :)

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  2. To get the job done all you need to do is put things in the proper prospective. :)

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    1. Yes indeed Ann. Scritches to Duke. :)

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  3. Boy, that guy must be blonde if those were the best wishes he could think to wish for. Y'all. Bless his heart.

    Hope your day is just lovely, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yep, he probably was a blonde. Or married to one. :)

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  4. Smart Genie. Probably the right choice. Sandee you and Zane have a most wonderful day.

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    1. Yes, much easier task to do. :)

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  5. paul will be smiling this morning! roche' says he now wants to get a blonde wig. i told him that his WAS blonde. he said "oh". i don't think he really knows what blonde is. he's young for a rock but he's smart and once he learns something he knows it for life!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Yes, Roche has been a blonde all along. Bless his heart. :)

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  6. Haha. Well...my blonde comes from a bottle, so I'll quote Dolly Parton: “I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.”

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    1. Mine comes from the same place. Well I have my hairdresser do my color. :)

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  7. Now I wonder if Bee's Roche is a TRUE blonde? Ha,ha,ha. I'm a bad boy today. Sorry Sandee. I'm just feeling so bad today. LOL Have a great Thursday my friend. See ya.

    Paul

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    1. Yes, Roche is a true blonde because Empress Bee says he is. Have fun feeling so bad today. :)

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  8. Hahahahahaaaaaaa!
    Have a great day!

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    1. It's funny indeed. You have a great day too. :)

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  9. perfect giggle for Thursday! Have a great day!

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    1. Giggles are good. You have a great day too. :)

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  10. Hahahaha! Funny! Thanks for the giggle!

    Enjoy your Thursday Sandee! Scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. You're most welcome. You enjoy your Thursday too. :)

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  11. I'm smiling, :) , Sandee!! Mrs. Jim said this is BAD! =D>
    ..

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    1. Tell Mrs. Jim I'm sorry. :)

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  12. HaHaHa That was cute, thanks for your cute stories!!! Have a great day!!

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    1. You are most welcome Karren. You have a great day too. :)

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  13. LOL that made me larf heheh!

    Have a genietastic day Sandee :-h

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    1. It made me laugh too. You have a genietastic day too Steve. :)

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  14. That's a good one!! My blonde daughter doesn't think so, but I laughed. :)

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    1. Remember, I'm a blonde too. :)

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  15. I feel sorry for blonds. I'm glad I'm not one ;)

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    1. I love blonde jokes, and I'm a blonde. :)

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  16. And of course all the blond jokes are thought up by brunettes who don't have anything else to do on Saturday night! Heeheehee!

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  17. Lazy genie... that's funny!

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    1. Yes, but he did end up with the easiest task. :)

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  18. Sounds like the genie had the blondes number.

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  19. Bridges probably would be more useful!

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    1. And easier to do too. :)

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  20. Huh, I don't get it. Do you think if I dye my hair darker I would understand?

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    1. I'm a blonde too Rhonda. We are way smarter than we are given credit. :)

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  21. Do you know how many blondes that is? c-)

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  22. That probably would be easier. ha ha ha! Cute! Interview today with Rancho Santa Fe (my only interview thus far ... very few jobs listed in San Diego this summer! ... just sayin' lol) Wish me luck at 1:00 if you think about it! Hugs! xoxoxoxoxooxox

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