Saturday, July 5, 2014

Manslaughter

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.

Image Credit: Redneck Livin'
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42 comments :

  1. LOL hilarious, I would have been furious heheh!

    Have a tanfubuloustastic Saturday :))

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  2. a classic case of a family member sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong and messing things up.....lol

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    1. The only one that came out ahead on this one was the redneck and that's unusual. :)

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  4. Now that is sad. Poor guy. Hope you have a wonderful day Sandee, along with Zane and Little Bit.

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    1. Rather ironic indeed Marg. You and yours have a wonderful day too. :)

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  5. Ha,ha,ha.What an ending. Sandee, you and your family have a wonderful day with your celebration. See ya

    Paul

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    1. More fun in line today. More boating and another big BBQ. :)

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  6. That one gets a big BWAHAHAHA!!!

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  7. oh i didn't see that one coming, good one! roche' made it through the fireworks. i could still hear them until after midnight but he dozed off around 10:30 or so. he was not a fan. now i have to find a way to tell him i'm NOT taking him to see jersey boys tonight!

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxo

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    1. We went to bed around 11:30 and it was still noisy here. Little Bit didn't like it one bit.

      Roche is not going to like being left home alone. :)

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  8. Be careful of what you ask for, you might get it.

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    1. Exactly Kyla, exactly. :)

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  9. Hahaha! I did not see that one coming. Have a great weekend.

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    1. You have a great weekend too Carol. :)

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  10. Hey, the guy got what he asked for, right?!

    Have a great w/e. Big hugs, honey...

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    1. He did indeed honey. Not the smartest move I've seen though. :)

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  11. Oh, shucks! Heeheehee! That's what you get for subverting justice!

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  12. Well, duhr. bahahahaha.

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yep, that covers it nicely Barb. :)

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  13. Boy oh boy! Yoi, yoi. yoi! Somebody is going to get it in the end. Hehehehe! Have a wonderful weekend.

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    1. You have a wonderful weekend too you two. :)

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  14. buaahahaa, big dummy :)

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    1. Yep, not bright one bit. :)

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  15. With that $10,000, he can now git hisself a bobble haid dawg fer the dash board...

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    1. Well he delivered what was ask of him. :)

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  16. hahahah serves him right!

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  17. :D Why it is a bad idea to bribe :P

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    1. Exactly Sarah. Did you know I have a granddaughter named Sarah? :)

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  18. Awesome! This was hilarious.

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    1. I thought so too Stephanie. :)

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  19. Oops! Is that redneck justice?

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  20. You get what you pay for!

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    1. Yes, apparently you do. :)

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