Thursday, July 24, 2014

Little Larry

On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!'

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat.

Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!'

Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions... 'What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?' asked the teacher.

'Legs!' Larry immediately replied.

"What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?' asked the teacher.

'Pockets!' said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, 'Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!'

Hat tip: Paul of Mr. Cruiser's Notes
Image Credit: Fairview Elementary
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47 comments :

  1. He should be in third grade!!! hahaha!

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    1. Maybe even the 4th grade. :)

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  2. well it doesn't look like I'll be going to the third grade with Larry. I got those last two questions wrong too :)

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    1. Me either. Larry is way smarter than I was. :)

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  3. Looks like Larry is smarter than me, too!

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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    1. Yes, it seems our minds all went to the same place. :)

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  4. I'm glad people liked the joke. It's nice to wake up and laugh & smile early in the morning. It starts the day in a wonderful way. Have a wonderful day Sandee. See ya..

    Paul

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    1. I thought this was hilarious and that's why I stole it from you. Thanks my friend. :)

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  5. Yup, that Larry is a smart kid. I would have flunked. Also I agree with Paul that it is so nice to have a good laugh in the mornings. You have a fantastic day Sandee. Hugs to Little Bit too and Zane too.

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    1. Yep, Little Larry doesn't have his mind in the gutter one bit. :)

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  6. I missed 'em too. Larry's smarty than me. :)

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    1. Yep, he's way smarter than me too. :)

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  7. The innocence of a child! That's one cute joke.

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    1. Yep, bless their hearts. :)

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  8. Well I think he should be in third too haha!

    Have a highergradetastic day :-h

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    1. Of course he should. :)

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  9. Aw, the innocence of Yute. c-)

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    1. It doesn't last long does it. :)

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  10. And that is why I was left back.

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    1. Me too joeh, me too. :)

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  11. Larry is definitely smart, he never gave the stock answers which the Principal expected. He deserves to be placed in 3rd grade.
    Have a great day!

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  12. hahahahah! Have a happy day!

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    1. You have a happy day too. Big hugs. :)

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  13. Larry belongs in the first grade. A 3rd grader would have been thinking right along with the teacher.

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    1. You may have a point here Kyla. :)

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  14. This was funny to me because I never went to the third grade... I guess I missed something too.

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    1. Well, were you as smart as Larry? I'm thinking you were. :)

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    2. I was a precocious brat... is that your point?

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  15. Sounds like a precocious -- er, precious? -- kid to me! LOL

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    1. Yes, either way will work. :)

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  16. smart kid! Give the boy a college degree!

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    1. I think so too Jean(ie). :)

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  17. Hahaha! I didn't see that one coming! Made me giggle! :D

    Thanks for your comments on our guest post and for linking baby Angel on Awww Monday! Her birthday is the 3rd so being on the 4th will be purrfect! Enjoy your day and scritches to Little Bit!

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    1. Baby Angel was adorable. I can see why she's so cute you can't stand it. :)

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  18. LOL! Larry is smarter than the principal & infamous "little Johny"!

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    1. Way smarter and not so nasty minded either. :)

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  19. Guess I need to stay in first grade!

    Big hugs from soggy WA, honey...

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    1. I'll be with you honey. :)

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  20. Seems Little Larry doesn't have a dirty mind like his teacher. But give him time!

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    1. Yes, give him time. :)

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  21. Maybe he should teach third grade.

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    1. I'm sure he's qualified. :)

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  22. little larry is a smart boy. i missed those too. roche' says he got them right but i doubt it, i think he read ahead!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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    1. Roche is good at cheating. I know you already know that though. :)

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  23. Seymour got the last one wrong too...he said "something to get caught in the zipper".

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    1. I know all about Seymour. Yes indeed. :)

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